Have you ever really wanted a shower? Really, really wanted? Felt so gross that you try not to move around too much for fear that, say, raising your arm a little bit is going to make the stranger next to you on the subway faint because of the toxins you will release?
The last time that happened to me was when I was on vacation in Rome. If you learn one thing from this column, that thing should be: don’t go to Rome in August. It is hot. HOT. And there is no air-conditioning. I was my own little constant, mobile sauna of sweaty disgustingness. Every shower felt so wonderful, like the water was produced by angels crying tears of joy. More
In this weather? We commend you for even thinking about shaving your legs. – TwiceShy
Just because Katy Perry is married now doesn’t mean she has stopped having opinions on what men should do to attract women. She told Maxim:
I think boys should take care of themselves hygienically. More
The way we live now: covered in our own filth. At least according to the New York Times. Apparently, showering on the decline! One woman remarks: Alice Feiring, a wine writer in Manhattan, joked that autumn is her “season of … More
For most people living in a developed nation, the question “when do you shower?” elicits responses ranging from “in the morning” to “at night.” For me, it presents an opportunity to reflect on the past week. “When did I last … More
Last night, I had one of the most enjoyable experiences yet this week. I took a long, warm, relaxing bath. And I used some of the best smelling products in the tub. The products were from Linden Leaves, a Pure … More