Justin Bieber got Jesus’ face tattooed on his leg, but more frightening than that is the early 90s suburban teen version of hip-hop look he’s sporting on the beach in this picture. More
When they came for the mankinis, I said nothing, for I thought it a ridiculous garment for a man to wear on his body. More
Have we talked about how the long weekend over the 4th of July is coming up? Yes? No? Maybe? It’s coming, and we think about it all the time. More
Oh, that’s right, it’s summer again. I guess now is the time for all the waxing, huh? Okay.
“Bather Standing at Coney Island” by Lisette Model, 1977
Jerry Hall in red swimsuit by Norman Parkinson, 1983. More
Today, Crushable listed ten ways in which the world would be different if not for the advent of Facebook. They ran the gamut from having to bully people in person to the ongoing popularity of MySpace. Well, I’d like to … More
Yesterday, I regaled you with tales of Brazilian bikini waxes gone wrong. While reading that, you no doubt noticed that I said I had scheduled one for this morning, and you’ve probably been all, “how did it go?!” allllll morning.
Well, it’s done, and I’m here to tell you, that was FUCKING HORRIBLE. More
Well, this is something different. Remember those t-shirt those guys wear on the beach, the ones with the body of the hot babe wearing a tiny bikini? Someone took that bikini off and put the naked cartoon bod on a … More
I’m sure she’s having a great time here playing with her kid, but why does she become a zombie when wet? [Image via Daily Mail]
You might find yourself in a pool or in the ocean (although we advise against it) this weekend, but that doesn’t mean you should have to miss a meal because you don’t know what time it is! Thanks to this … More