Career-in-politics-ruining photos ahead. More
Topic: Beauty treatments of the damned
They involve fresh stem cells and 24 carat gold flakes because extreme vanity combined with extreme wealth leads to bottomless absurdity, depravity. More
Of course she does. More
Something tells me Don Draper was not looped in on this one. More
It’s what she used to look like. More
Want bigger boobs but scared of getting surgery? How about a prettier face? All you need to do is travel to Bangkok, Thailand, where a woman named Khunying-Tobnom Na Songkhla will slap the ugly right out of you. More
Showgirls may have taught us that dog food is more delicious than brown rice, but not many people come away from that wanting to eat it. Except for one man. More
Here are some things you’ll need for yoga class:
* A comfortable pair of sweatpants
* A tank-top. Or a t-shirt. Something you’re cool working out in, really.
* Socks, maybe.
* A mat, maybe.
* Maybe one of those rubber band things
Here are some things you’ll really never need
* A baby to swing and fling about wildly
Want a prettier nose? Don’t want a nose job? Why don’t you just cram a piece of plastic up there? NoseSecret promises to “Straight a crooked nose, enhance beauty of ethnic nose (Asian nose, black, Hispanic, etc.), Lift tip to ease hump (prominence) on middle area.” And so much more! But how? According to their website: More
Personally, I don’t go for these mud masks, or these newfangled facials. No, I like to do things the old way. I like to have trained professionals to inject my face full of blood. It was good enough for Elizabeth … More
You can roll the Scientia Derma Roller over you face and body to eliminate wrinkles and increase circulation! And by “circulation” perhaps they mean “cuts like you scratched yourself in the face with needles.” That would make more sense given … More
I bet those medieval prisoners during the auto de fe WISH that they had known that lying on a bed of nails “can reduce inflammation, ease depression, soothe aches and pains, and induce general euphoria.” And after only 20 minutes! … More
This spa treatment sounds like a fun day burrowing in sand at the beach – until you realize that the sand is 185 degrees. The Natural Sand Bath spa (Suna Mushi Onsen) in Ibusuki offers visitors “sand baths” where they … More