Have you ever used Vaseline as a beauty product? It’s one of those old school beauty cabinet staples that some swear by, used as a moisturizer by thrifty moms the world over. Turns out, though, that you probably shouldn’t be using it as such. More
Topic: Beauty treatments of the damned
In general I tend to espouse the position that knowing something is always better than not knowing it, but I seriously could have gone my whole life without knowing what this woman’s urine tastes like. More
Wrinkles, beware! There’s a new beauty product on the scene, and it promises to tone up your sagging face conveniently in the privacy of your own home. Which is good, because you probably wouldn’t want anyone to see what you look like while you are using it. More
Career-in-politics-ruining photos ahead. More
They involve fresh stem cells and 24 carat gold flakes because extreme vanity combined with extreme wealth leads to bottomless absurdity, depravity. More
Of course she does. More
Something tells me Don Draper was not looped in on this one. More
It’s what she used to look like. More
Want bigger boobs but scared of getting surgery? How about a prettier face? All you need to do is travel to Bangkok, Thailand, where a woman named Khunying-Tobnom Na Songkhla will slap the ugly right out of you. More
Showgirls may have taught us that dog food is more delicious than brown rice, but not many people come away from that wanting to eat it. Except for one man. More
Here are some things you’ll need for yoga class:
* A comfortable pair of sweatpants
* A tank-top. Or a t-shirt. Something you’re cool working out in, really.
* Socks, maybe.
* A mat, maybe.
* Maybe one of those rubber band things
Here are some things you’ll really never need
* A baby to swing and fling about wildly
Want a prettier nose? Don’t want a nose job? Why don’t you just cram a piece of plastic up there? NoseSecret promises to “Straight a crooked nose, enhance beauty of ethnic nose (Asian nose, black, Hispanic, etc.), Lift tip to ease hump (prominence) on middle area.” And so much more! But how? According to their website: More
Personally, I don’t go for these mud masks, or these newfangled facials. No, I like to do things the old way. I like to have trained professionals to inject my face full of blood. It was good enough for Elizabeth … More