Topic: Bella Swan

Dating Lessons Learned From The 12 Worst Fictional Couples Ever

Dating Lessons Learned From The 12 Worst Fictional Couples Ever

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Most fictional couples on movies, TV shows, and in books are like fairy-tales – they’re so perfect that they give us these ridiculous high expectations that will never be met in real life. But every once in a while, we come across a horrible fictional couple that we should never, ever want to be like. More »

Say Yes To The Mess: Be Thankful You’re Not Marrying Edward Cullen

Say Yes To The Mess: Be Thankful You’re Not Marrying Edward Cullen

There are a lot of things that can go wrong on your wedding day, but at least you’re not marrying Edward Cullen.

Sure, there’s a possibility that you might screw up your marriage altogether. But you know what you should be thankful not having to worry about? Your fiance getting overly excited and devouring your wedding guests before the ceremony. Or him breaking your bones during your honeymoon. Or impregnating you with a half demon baby that eats its way out of your womb.

Congratulations! You’re not marrying a vampire. More »

Dear Kaiser: I Want An Edward Cullen For Myself, But How?

Dear Kaiser: I Want An Edward Cullen For Myself, But How?

We replicated Karl Lagerfeld and have his clone locked in the basement with only one valet. We can’t guarantee that this is exactly what the first Karl would advise, but we think it comes fairly close. In Dear Kaiser, Karl answers your questions and dispense advice for all your romantic quandaries. This week, one unlucky-in-love woman thinks she’ll never find a man who loves her like Edward loves Bella. Which is pretty sad, for starters. More »