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MostÂ fictional couplesÂ on movies, TV shows, and in books are like fairy-tales â€“ theyâ€™re so perfect that they give us these ridiculous high expectations that will never be met in real life. But every once in a while, we come across a horrible fictional couple that we shouldÂ never, everÂ want to be like. More
You know those stickers that some people have that depict their whole entire family with little cartoon characters? More
There are a lot of things that can go wrong on your wedding day, but at least you’re not marrying Edward Cullen.
Sure, there’s a possibility that you might screw up your marriage altogether. But you know what you should be thankful not having to worry about? Your fiance getting overly excited and devouring your wedding guests before the ceremony. Or him breaking your bones during your honeymoon. Or impregnating you with a half demon baby that eats its way out of your womb.
Congratulations! Youâ€™re not marrying a vampire. More
For all of you disturbed people out there who won’t be buying copies of Kim Kardashian‘s wedding dress by Vera Wang because of the whole divorce curse, there’s finally something for you (besides Haldol!): the wedding dress worn by Bella Swan (as played by Kristen Stewart) in Twilight: Glitter Vampires Who Don’t Fuck. More
We replicated Karl Lagerfeld and have his clone locked in the basement with only one valet. We can’t guarantee that this is exactly what the first Karl would advise, but we think it comes fairly close. In Dear Kaiser, Karl answers your questions and dispense advice for all your romantic quandaries. This week, one unlucky-in-love woman thinks she’ll never find a man who loves her like Edward loves Bella. Which is pretty sad, for starters. More
Surprisingly, it does appear that Harry Potter knows how to get a girl warmed up before the big event better than Twilight. It might have something to do with the fact that the characters in Harry Potter were eleven when the series began, and Bella (whore!) was 17, but maybe I’m just splitting hairs.
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