Got a spare $30,000-$50,000 lying around? Miss “the old Angelina Jolie,” the one who did freaky things with her brother, wore a drop a Billy Bob Thornton‘s blood around her neck, and fucked in the car on the way here? More
This week, in honor of* the upcoming Oz the Great And Powerful, they’re discussing the famously bereft trio that accompanies Dorothy on her journey to Oz: the Tin Man, the Scarecrow, and the Cowardly Lion. Oh, but “It’s weird to fuck lions!” you may be saying under you breath?
Well. That’s very decent of you. You are way ahead of the game. More
When last we checked in with supermodel and “face of France” Laetitia Casta, she was posing for a glamorous but confusing editorial that depicted her engaging in some sort of twisted BDSM relationship with Choupette Lagerfeld. (Twisted because Choupette’s a cat, and Laetitia’s a person.) Now, Vogue Turkey has put her in an awkward position once more, but this time with our close genetic cousin, the gorilla. Who in the fashion world did Laetitia piss off to be forced to work her way slowly back up the food chain to human paramours? In any case, if you can ignore the sexual undertones I might be making up, the photos are adorable. More
Director Nick Cassavetes has an interesting take on love. More
Yesterday, I told you about how fashion has surrendered to the Internet by agreeing to put cats in everything. Well, here is an example of that. In the latest issue of high fashion glossy V, Choupette Lagerfeld (please note that she’s not “Karl Lagerfeld’s cat” anymore) gets equal billing with Victoria’s Secret model and FACE OF FRANCE Laetitia Casta in a vaguely creepy BDSM-themed editorial shot by the Kaiser, himself. And before you get righteously mad at me, know that I don’t think it’s creepy because of the BDSM, but because it seems we’re supposed to believe Choupette and Laetitia are performing BDSM on each other. In front of Choupette’s dad, no less. But what’s a bit of incestuous bestiality when there are clicks to be had? TEH INTERNETZ PWN AGAIN. More
We know that Karl came up with this new ad for Chanel (it’s on display in Selfridges) and therefore we know that is brilliant. But what is Karl trying to tell us here? We have a few theories: More