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So, Jay Z was pretty much the best thing at the 2013 Grammys. Not because of his win for “No Church In The Wild,” although that is a good song, and really adds something to The Great Gatsby trailer. Not even because Jay Z is married to Beyonce, who wore some kind of pants suit, because I guess when you are Beyonce you can pretty much do what you want. No. Because of this. Right here: More
Breaking news: Not everyone on the entire planet was super down with Beyonce’s Super Bowl performance. Expect asteroids in 5…4…3… More
As you definitely know by now, Beyonce performed at the Superbowl last night dressed like a bootylicious, kneesock wearing version of Xena, Warrior Princess. But did you know her costume was actually modeled after a Norse goddess? Via Metro NY:
“Singer based the costumes on Valkyrie, the hyper-sexual goddess of warfare from Norse mythology known for randomly selecting men on the battlefield to die.”
Cool! But why stop there when there are so many exciting gods and goddesses in the Norse pantheon to choose from? Here are a few humble suggestions for her next stage show. (Who’s got two thumbs and just finally obtained a copy of Photoshop for the express purpose of ‘shopping Bey’s head onto various Norse gods? I want you to guess!) More
The performance involved lots of fire–coming out of the stage, out of the front of a guitar, out of the back of a guitar–sweating, and attitude, on a stage flanked by two truly, impressively heinous profile portraits (?) of Beyonce (?). If you love occasional singing along to a pre-recorded backing track and medleys, then you probably loved it. More
Beyonce’s all-female performance at The Super Bowl was great. And she knew it. More
DON’T DOUBT THE BEY. More
The get-up is comprised of literally no elements appropriate to play football in: thigh-high stilettos, high-waisted booty shorts, a tight short-sleeved shirt and loose hair. Just sayin’. More
Though the big fashion news was that ruby Jason Wu gown and that graphic Thom Browne coat, the big beauty news–sorry Michelle, and we love your bangs!–was Beyonce’s orange nail polish. More
It’s safe to assume that underneath her coat, Michelle Obama was dressed to the nines for her husband’s big day, but since the weather kept her bundled up, we probably won’t know until later. However, what we do know is that no one seemed to shine like the extremely stylish couple, Beyoncé And Jay-Z. More
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As we mentioned, noted bombshell Megan Fox has the cover and corresponding interview of this month’s Esquire. In previews, the piece had already made the rounds for douchey quotes: Megan compares being famous to being bullied, yet still doesn’t see why people would rather spend their sympathy on those without mansions and Bentleys. Now, the full profile has made it online and intrepid bloggers have finally managed to read it. Turns out, the whole thing is about as fun as sticking pins in your eyes. More
Yesterday, a crummy cell phone shot of an alleged upcoming GQ cover leaked, starring Beyonce, or perhaps more accurately, Beyonce’s hips and “underboob.” Turns out it’s the February issue and we can have a better look now. More
2013 feels like an odd time to pick the “Sexiest Women of the Century,” doesn’t it? More
As I asked my mother, “Come again?” More
We really need to not give a fuck about these two… PLEASE. More
