Topic: Beyonce

Beyonce’s Trainer Shares The Secret To Her Weight Loss

Beyonce’s Trainer Shares The Secret To Her Weight Loss

Talk of Beyonce’s now “tiny” body has been making internet waves ever since she exhibited a noticeably slimmer bod at the Grammys. Though the bootylicious patron saint of excellence and confidence has always had a seriously banging physique, her recent weight-loss has piqued the interest of loyal subjects, adoring fans and misguided haters internet-wide. More »

Luger Kate Hansen’s Beyonce-Inspired Warm Up Is So Great That Not Even This Douchey Commentator Can Ruin It

Luger Kate Hansen's Beyonce-Inspired Warm Up Is So Great That Not Even This Douchey Commentator Can Ruin It

How do you psych yourself before an amazing feat of physical strength? Might it possibly involve dancing to BeyoncĂ© until you get into the type of headspace where you’re the strongest version of yourself, and ready to take on the world? If so, you have that in common with US luger Kate Hansen, whose BeyoncĂ©-inspired warm up has won the hearts of anyone with a pulse. The exception is one curmudgeonly idiot NBC commentator, who wants the world to get off his lawn and for all fun to die. More »

Just A Few Normal, Family Photos Of Blue Ivy Taking Pictures Of Beyoncé In Her Lingerie

Just A Few Normal, Family Photos Of Blue Ivy Taking Pictures Of Beyoncé In Her Lingerie

BeyoncĂ© doesn’t relax like you do, trust me. When Beyonce relaxes, she wears stunningly gorgeous lingerie, sits in a chair probably stolen from Versailles, and has her perfectly formed daughter adorably pretend to take photos on an iPhone. You probably just put on some gross yoga pants and watch Twin Peaks for hours on end. I bet you don’t even have a perfect baby to complete the picture. I can’t even deal with you today, you heathen. More »

Beyoncé Pulls Off This Minnie Mouse Hat, Proving Once And For All She Can Do No Wrong

Beyoncé Pulls Off This Minnie Mouse Hat, Proving Once And For All She Can Do No Wrong

BeyoncĂ© can do no wrong these days, hot off her remarkable Grammys performance, an excellent essay on feminism, and still basking in the glow of a million fan girls following the surprise release of her striking visual album. And when I say no wrong, I mean no wrong. I mean that BeyoncĂ© went out in public in a hat made for a child or 2005 Myspace-dweller and pulled it the hell off. More »