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To be honest, despite the controversy surrounding it, I didn’t find this Hindu Goddess bathing suit all that shocking, probably because I saw a tea towel that looked just like it in a flea market on Bleeker street last week … More
For a long time at TheGloss we’ve been saying that the “bravest” fashion statement you can make is wearing a gas mask and paisley bikini. That’s because we think when fashion editors call something “brave” they just means “real, real stupid, but we don’t want to offend potential advertisers.” I think this Louis Vuitton gas mask is just. so. brave. (To be fair – it’s not really fashion, its art. Done by Dutch artist Diddo Velema.) – Buzzfeed More
A lot of people watch Blade Runner and don’t think that’s it’s a movie about fashion and beauty. Real talk: those people are probably skin jobs. Replicants. You want to be politicially correct? Fine, they’re replicants. And not the kind whose outfits you want to replicate. Not like these ones:
Dolores del Rio in a swimming pool, 1952, by Slim Aarons. How do you think it compares to this other picture of her by Aarons? More
The Gloss has talked a lot about hair lately. Hair length, nipple hair, body hair, kiddie hairstyles. We like hair. We like discussing hair. We’re happy, hairy gals. Or maybe some of us aren’t… More
I keep reading about Kate Middleton’s wedding diet. If you’re not reading every British tabloid ever (you’re missing out) she’s gone from being “Waity Katie” to “Weighty Katie” and it’s seemingly imperative that she shed those extra pounds before the wedding. Now, admittedly, her diet sounds like it involves bags of sweets, isn’t that awful. But then, periodically, I see a picture of her in a bikini and cast my hands heavenward and wonder “how? Where is she going to lose the weight from? She has a six pack already.” More
You guys, I’ve been doing some digging over here, and I have some shocking news: advertisers have been lying to us. You know how when you see an ad for a hotel, there’s almost inevitably a hot chick in a bikini dozing languidly beside the sparkling waters of the hotel’s pool? Well, CNN reports that most of the time, that chick isn’t really there when you show up to the hotel: More
When it comes to stripping down on the beach, I generally don’t have a problem with getting as naked as you want to be. Throw a thong strap up your asscrack, or get the girls out, for all I care.
And this bikini is no different. More
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Some guy? Except for the whole “grieving mother” thing, I think this song sums up my feelings for you and this entire event. Because you got people to wear bacon to theoretically fight diabetes. So basically, just let me know … More
At least, according to one Huffington Post writer who claims: Say whatever else you will about Jabba the Hutt but he has excellent taste in fashion. Sure, he has his faults. It’s true that he showed incredibly bad manners when … More
I was surprised enough to find out that the one-piece with holes cut out, which I had been referring to as a “one piece with holes cut out,” is called a trikini. But a quick Google search revealed that this … More
So this suit is now everywhere you look. It’s a knockoff of the Marilyn look, also riding the coattails of the success of “Mad Men” (in my humble yet highly relevant opinion). But would anyone rock it? IS anyone rocking … More
A Naked Cowgirl has arrived to compete with the Naked Cowboy in Times Square, and apparently this town isn’t big enough for the both of them. The Naked Cowboy has sent the Naked Cowgirl a cease and desist order stating … More
