You would not wear the outfit Courtney Stodden wore to your 85 year old grandmother’s birthday party, let alone the King of Thailand’s birthday party. More
I remember very little besides I woke up in a room on the 52nd floor of Encore (not our hotel) soaked in what I can only hope was water with a chicken finger in my right hand and a cigarette in the other. More
“Mom, you don’t understand! It was the restriction of it all that made me do it!” More
Courtney Stodden is 18. You know what that means. More
Like, the actual day of your birth. More
This is not personal at all, it is an important question about life in our times. More
Oh, God, that title sounds sad. More
Today is Ashley Cardiff’s birthday. Please see the cake above (for someone named Emma) to understand how tasty an event this is. No? You are not eating cake? This is boring for you? Fortunately, I have some movie trivia, and also a fun party game involving Nazis. More
Kate Middleton provided us with some really great entertainment during her 20s. More
OMG YOU NEED A DRINK WITH SPRINKLES ALL OVER IT.
Going to be the best. Going to be cake vodka. Here’s how you make it: More
This Labor Day is brought to you by Tommy Chihuahua. He is a reminder that this Labor Day, you should probably get a puppy if you ever want to be happy. More
It’s Courtney Stodden’s birthday! Guess where she’s planning to go? More
We got so caught up with it being “May the 4th Be With You” Day yesterday that we completely forgot it was Audrey Hepburn’s birthday. Sorry, Audrey! Here’s a nice picture of you by Mark Shaw on the set of Sabrina, from 1954.