- 2 months ago by Samantha Escobar
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This. Is. Adorable. More
Topic: birthdays
- 3 months ago by Samantha Escobar
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Happy 40th birthday, Leonardo DiCaprio! We really, really miss Jack Dawson, though. More
- 8 months ago by Julia Sonenshein
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Naomi Campbell and her side boob celebrated her 44th birthday at something called the Billionaire Club Sunset Lounge this weekend in Monte Carlo, Monaco, which is a playground for the rich and famous. Instead of wearing one boring outfit like a normal, Campbell rocked two separate, very sexy looks for the event, which is why birthdays are the best. More
- 9 months ago by Samantha Escobar
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Very few things celebrities do actually evoke any real emotional reaction within me, but goodness, this is so sad. More
- 9 months ago by Joanna Rafael
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Happy birthday, Christina Hendricks! More
- 10 months ago by Elizabeth Licata
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Jessica Lange turns 65 today, and she’s still one of the baddest betches on TV. Here are 10 reasons why. More
- 11 months ago by Samantha Escobar
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Happy birthday, Adam Levine! Today, you’re 35, which means you’re approximately 24 in famous dudebro years! And what comes with being an eternally 20-something brosicle? Dating models, of course. More
- 12 months ago by Sara Long
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My birthday actually falls on Valentines Day, a fact which tends to make my good birthdays fantastic, and my bad birthdays extra awful. More
- 1 year ago by Samantha Escobar
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Good god, my life is so boring. More
- 1 year ago by Ashley Cardiff
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. And that’s how they’ll continue to celebrate, we bet, until Hermes starts stitching crude portraits onto Birkins. More
- 1 year ago by Crushable
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Here are 3 things that you cannot deny: baked brie is the best thing ever, the plot of Pretty Woman makes you sad if you think about it too hard and Rebel Wilson’s hilarious. Every time I watch her in a movie or read an interview with her or just think about her playing the head whore in that cut scene from Les Mis, I laugh. And I’m not an LOL-er. Things have to be very, very funny before I make any noise. Even if I’m dying inside, I’m a statue on the outside. It’s a horrid flaw that leads to lots of uncomfortable fake laughter every time someone’s like, “this is sooooo funny, you have to watch it.” More
- 2 years ago by Jamie Peck
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This past weekend, I threw myself a goth mitzvah for my 28th birthday. There were friends, fun, pizza, cake, post punk, ’90s goth kid music, booty rap, laser lights, space helmets, and a good bit of debauchery. It was my friend Dana’s birthday too, and while she didn’t need a goth mitzvah as much as I did, she was happy to participate. More
- 2 years ago by Samantha Escobar
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Before I proceed with the following story, I should note that both The Gloss and myself are very pro-sex worker. I personally go to strip clubs on a weekly basis — it is incredibly normal here in Portland to get … More
Look, I think the million dollar question here is not “how is Lindsay Lohan financially in a position wherein she has to play bat mitzvahs to make money. I think we know that. The answer is “bad choices.” I think the questions is “what is Lindsay Lohan going to do at a bat mitzvah to make her a worthwhile addition?”
I hoped that maybe she was going to throw a drink in some kid’s face, because that would be amazing, and kids can be really unruly at bar and bat mitzvahs, but, no, I am wrong. That is not going to happen. More
