Topic: birthdays

Naomi Campbell’s Birthday Outfit Changes Will Show You How To Celebrate Like A Supermodel

Naomi Campbell's Birthday Outfit Changes Will Show You How To Celebrate Like A Supermodel

Naomi Campbell and her side boob celebrated her 44th birthday at something called the Billionaire Club Sunset Lounge this weekend in Monte Carlo, Monaco, which is a playground for the rich and famous. Instead of wearing one boring outfit like a normal, Campbell rocked two separate, very sexy looks for the event, which is why birthdays are the best. More »

Bouncers Didn’t Want To Let Rebel Wilson Into Anna Kendrick’s Birthday Party, So Hexes On Them

Bouncers Didn’t Want To Let Rebel Wilson Into Anna Kendrick’s Birthday Party, So Hexes On Them

Here are 3 things that you cannot deny: baked brie is the best thing ever, the plot of Pretty Woman makes you sad if you think about it too hard and Rebel Wilson’s hilarious. Every time I watch her in a movie or read an interview with her or just think about her playing the head whore in that cut scene from Les Mis, I laugh. And I’m not an LOL-er. Things have to be very, very funny before I make any noise. Even if I’m dying inside, I’m a statue on the outside. It’s a horrid flaw that leads to lots of uncomfortable fake laughter every time someone’s like, “this is sooooo funny, you have to watch it.” More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Playing Bar Mitzvahs

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Playing Bar Mitzvahs

Look, I think the million dollar question here is not “how is Lindsay Lohan financially in a position wherein she has to play bat mitzvahs to make money. I think we know that. The answer is “bad choices.” I think the questions is “what is Lindsay Lohan going to do at a bat mitzvah to make her a worthwhile addition?”

I hoped that maybe she was going to throw a drink in some kid’s face, because that would be amazing, and kids can be really unruly at bar and bat mitzvahs, but, no, I am wrong. That is not going to happen. More »

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