Topic: birthdays

Bouncers Didn’t Want To Let Rebel Wilson Into Anna Kendrick’s Birthday Party, So Hexes On Them

Bouncers Didnât Want To Let Rebel Wilson Into Anna Kendrickâs Birthday Party, So Hexes On Them

Here are 3 things that you cannot deny: baked brie is the best thing ever, the plot of Pretty Woman makes you sad if you think about it too hard and Rebel Wilson’s hilarious. Every time I watch her in a movie or read an interview with her or just think about her playing the head whore in that cut scene from Les Mis, I laugh. And I’m not an LOL-er. Things have to be very, very funny before I make any noise. Even if I’m dying inside, I’m a statue on the outside. It’s a horrid flaw that leads to lots of uncomfortable fake laughter every time someone’s like, “this is sooooo funny, you have to watch it.” More »

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Playing Bar Mitzvahs

Lindsay Lohan Is Now Playing Bar Mitzvahs

Look, I think the million dollar question here is not “how is Lindsay Lohan financially in a position wherein she has to play bat mitzvahs to make money. I think we know that. The answer is “bad choices.” I think the questions is “what is Lindsay Lohan going to do at a bat mitzvah to make her a worthwhile addition?”

I hoped that maybe she was going to throw a drink in some kid’s face, because that would be amazing, and kids can be really unruly at bar and bat mitzvahs, but, no, I am wrong. That is not going to happen. More »

Chasing Thirty: The Halfway Point

Chasing Thirty: The Halfway Point

Today is my half birthday. It seems fitting that it falls on a Wednesday since that is the day of the week that I write my column for you, dear Gloss readers. I have six months left of my twenties and I can’t help feeling that it will be gone before I know it. Twenty-nine almost feels like a fake age somehow, a gray area, neither here nor there. I’m not technically thirty but I don’t so much feel like I’m in my twenties any longer either. More »