For the first time in American history, someone had a worse Black Friday than the people who got punched at Walmart. One Minnesota man was cited for disorderly conduct… because he threw a thousand dollars at strangers. To be nice. For fun. More
Topic: Black Friday
Unlike the thousands of people stampeding into a Wal-Mart as I type this to trample someone’s grandma over half-priced Rachael Ray cookware, I am spending my Black Friday at home in bed. I would rather do pretty much anything else rather than … More
Happy Black Friday, crazed consumerist lunatics! In news that will surely shock you, some people got beat up at a Walmart last night. More
While everyone else is standing in line at Best Buy, we’d prefer to be in our toasty living rooms shopping online, so here are 10 excellent Cyber Monday sales you should check out. More
We’ve rounded up the top 10 online lingerie sales that are happening around Thanksgiving so you can buy some bras without spending a fortune or leaving your home. More
There’s plenty of fun, lazy things to do on the Friday after Thanksgiving. But if you want to get your shop on, we’ve got some Black Friday sales for you to check out. More
Buying presents for people is really fun. Buying presents for people when thousands of bargain-crazed shoppers have gotten up at the crack of dawn to bust down the doors of Best Buy and Target with their fat, fat wallets is not fun. More
Cyber Monday is that one day a year where all the little lies you’ve been telling your boss are finally used two fold, and you realize that although your job technically involves other responsiblities, you, after so many years being under the thumb of a tyrant, fully understanding that fuck, yeah, you’re a goddamn master at pulling the wool over your boss’ eyes. More
Are you reading this? Or are you out trying to score a deal somewhere? More
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If you thought that Black Friday was just for bored housewives and your mall-addicted, gum-snapping cousins, think again. More
And the Black Friday horror stories come rolling in! More
Black Friday is only two days away, guys! What’s your battle plan? Mine is to stay as far away from centers of commerce as possible, because that shit is terrifying. Here are some things I’d rather do instead. More
A lot of hardcore shoppers tend to look at Black Friday the way most hardcore drinkers look at New Year’s Eve: it’s amateur hour. However, other (occasionally less smug) shoppers see Black Friday as an opportunity to score all kinds of mind-boggling deals… if you’re willing to brave the crowds. Here’s a few that may make us consider the risk to life and limb. More
Clever, isn’t it? More