Getting robbed is terrible, and it’s a rotten way to celebrate a big birthday. More
Topic: Bling Ring
They cut the safe right out of the wall. More
Hey, betches! Sofia Coppola‘s The Bling Ring premieres at Cannes today! The film, which stars Emma Watson as the Worst, is based on a true story about a group of shallow people who robbed rich and famous shallow people. Zeitgeisty!
Anyway, guess what that means? Horrible early/mid ’00s fashion is back! Did you miss whiskered jeans? Louis Vuitton Murakami bags? Purse dogs? Ever-present Frappuccinos? Unapologetic venality? Paris Hilton being marginally relevant?
Hopefully you didn’t. But let’s take a stroll down the worst kind of memory lane with our carefully considered Bling Ring-inspired shopping guide. More
Emma Watson‘s California accent, oh my! More
What’s that you say? You’re not a member of the Bling Ring, but you still want your apartment to look like Paris Hilton’s? Look no further than this pink couch, complete with cutesy pillows that say “pill” and “hugs.” Available … More