Beyoncé doesn’t relax like you do, trust me. When Beyonce relaxes, she wears stunningly gorgeous lingerie, sits in a chair probably stolen from Versailles, and has her perfectly formed daughter adorably pretend to take photos on an iPhone. You probably just put on some gross yoga pants and watch Twin Peaks for hours on end. I bet you don’t even have a perfect baby to complete the picture. I can’t even deal with you today, you heathen. More
Topic: Blue Ivy Carter
Hang onto your ovaries. More
Anyone can look gorgeous with a team of stylists and makeup artists behind them, but it takes work to look cute and clever when you’re just running to Starbucks or heading to work. More
When Beyonce–the most famous, talented, beloved and possibly immortal? woman in the world–gave birth to Blue Ivy Carter, we all braced ourselves for the coming messiah (sorry, but takesies backsies, Shiloh Jolie-Pitt). More
Here is this week’s obligatory Beyonce POST BABY BODY update. More
Beyonce and Jay-Z‘s little bundle of joy, Blue Ivy, has just entered the world and already rumors about her outlandish lifestyle are spreading. The Post is claiming that Blue Ivy possesses something to the tune of $1.5 million in lavish gifts, including A SOLID GOLD ROCKING HORSE. More
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