Topic: boobs

Nipple Tattoos (Tittoos?) Are A Trend Now

I, for one, have longed to get cats tattooed on my boobs for years. And now I can! More »

Downton Abbey‘s Jessica Brown Findlay Regrets Topless Scene

Most of the time when celebrities talk, I don’t expect things I will care about to come out of their mouths. Things that annoy me, sure; things that excite me a little, maybe. Things that genuinely concern me for the person speaking? Those are rare indeed, but Downton Abbey‘s Jessica Brown Findlay revealed something regarding her 2011 topless scene that caught my attention and kept me thinking for a while prior to writing this. More »

Oprah Confirms She Has ‘Tig Ol’ Bitties’ Because She Has ‘Tig Ol’ Bitties’

Boob talk: Terrance Howard says “tig ol’ bitties; Oprah says “breasteses.” More »

How Much Are Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Boobs Worth?

In case you were wondering from the title: yes, Jennifer Love Hewitt still exists. And so do her breasts! Despite a long history of semi-desperately trying to stay relevant using her peculiar vaginal decorating habits, Hewitt has now put a price on the value of her boobs, and that price is very high. More »

Dear HuffPo: Sideboob Is Not An ‘Epidemic’, It’s My Comfort BFF

Because fuck bras. More »

Just FYI: Jennifer Lawrence’s Boobs Are Uneven

While I am not particularly opposed to Jennifer Lawrence, it has taken some time for me to warm up to her. But gradually, I have realized that if I were to meet her, she and I would get along spectacularly and be drunk friends. More »

Rebel Wilson’s T-Shirt Line Turns Your Boobs Into Food

Donut dealers and cupcake lovers (who wear t-shirts) unite! More »

Kate Moss Gets Her Fashion Nude On In The S/S ’13 Issue Of LOVE Magazine (NSFW)

Will Kate Moss ever get tired of posing for fashion n00dz, and will people ever get tired of looking at said n00dz? Doubtful! In the spring/summer issue of LOVE Magazine, Kate the Great gets her norks out for fashion photographer Tim Walker, and there is much rejoicing. There are flowers, nipples, hats, lace, and a whole bunch of other things Courtney Love probably has on her Pinterest board. There are also some sensual, hand-written quotes from Angela Carter‘s The Magic Toyshop, a 1967 British novel about a young woman’s discovery of her sexuality, because why be merely prurient when you can be literarily prurient? Happy leering. More »

Nicole Scherzinger’s Flashbulb Wardrobe Malfunction At National Television Awards

The paparazzi tend to use flashbulbs that are considerably brighter than most and reveal a whole lot more than one might see in a mirror under normal lighting. Thus, a black dress like this one becomes sheer, and the lack of bra becomes obvious. More »

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8 Tips For Sexting People And Not Winding Up Nude On The Internet (NSFW)

...and that goes for your significant other, too

Whether or not you’re actually in some form of committed relationship, it’s a fun thing. Nevertheless, it can turn very unfun in the event that, sometime afterward, one of your cute little pictures winds up on the Internet. If you’re cool with it, by all means, more power to you; I wish, in a way, that I was more all right with it myself. But I’m not, so this is for those of you who are a little on the shy side. More »

Gallery: Kate Moss And Naomi Campbell Have Some Special Topless Friend Time In Interview Russia (NSFW)

Kate Moss And Naomi Campbell In Interview Russia

I kind of have to hand it to Kate Moss: she’s been repping hard for the itty bitty tittie committee for multiple decades now, and shows no signs of stopping. In the December issue of Interview Russia, Kate Moss and fellow super-duper-model Naomi Campbell strip down for a well overdue bit of winter naked time. Some might say this is seasonally inappropriate, but Kate and Naomi have boobs for all seasons. There is sideboob, underboob, some good old fashioned frontboob, and maybe even a tiny glimpse of friendboob. (That is when you and your friend bang your boobs together in a goofy way to signify your love. Does no one else do this?) Enjoy! More »

Nobody Wants To See Keira Knightley’s Small Breasts! (Or Do They?)

Listen, Keira, I’m pretty sure that just isn’t true. More »

Gallery: Kate Upton Does The Empty Stomach Pose A Lot In Jalouse Magazine

For the October issue of Jalouse, its editors managed to stop engaging in corporal punishment long enough to put Kate Upton in their cover editorial. Between this and Carine Roitfeld, it seems the French have taken her up in defiance of the rest of the fashion world’s rejection of her non-skinny body and conventionally pretty face. Perhaps in an effort to show everyone she’s fit for editorial, Kate does a lot of stereotypical fashion poses in this one, specifically one generally referred to as “the empty stomach,” or sometimes “the broken doll,” depending on its execution. Are you convinced? More »

Sexiest Quotes Of The Week: Too Big To Run

“Actually, the challenge I’ve always had is being too thin, so I love that now I have a booty, and obviously I love showing my cleavage.” – Christina Aguilera, on her body. More »

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