Topic: Borgias

Look, I was ready to do a really nuanced piece on Anna Wintour. It was going to contain great lines like “British people aren’t so great, they’re just like really cranky Americans.” I don’t know. Stuff like that, but much wittier. I was going to play with that sentiment and turn it into a silk purse of a bon mot just in time for fashion week.

Not anymore.

I crowdsourced and Lucrezia Borgia won with 94% of the vote.

I guess you people don’t like ladies being quick tempered with their assistants so much as you like ladies who supposedly poison everybody. More »