Topic: boring

Sometimes, sex is great. But when it’s not, it’s pretty shitty. There’s that moment you’re lying on your back, a dick poking at your crotch, a big hairy guy sweating on your tits, when you realize you’d rather be taking a bath. Or sleeping. Or eating paint chips.

Actually, you think to yourself, staring past his panting face at the ceiling, sex kind of sucks. The foreplay’s fun and the orgasm is awesome. But it’s dirty and awkward and full of messy fluids.

But there are so many reasons why sex sucks. In fact, lying there getting pounded, you can think of ten of them. More »