Really, be nice to people when you dump them. More
A little bit NSFW, if you seriously think that a celebrity’s nipples are NSFW anymore. More
Warning: we’re firmly in the camp that believes Lana Del Rey is a big old pillow-lipped hack, so we find anything she does inherently hacky and boring. Get ready!
Sometimes, sex is great. But when it’s not, it’s pretty shitty. There’s that moment you’re lying on your back, a dick poking at your crotch, a big hairy guy sweating on your tits, when you realize you’d rather be taking a bath. Or sleeping. Or eating paint chips.
Actually, you think to yourself, staring past his panting face at the ceiling, sex kind of sucks. The foreplay’s fun and the orgasm is awesome. But it’s dirty and awkward and full of messy fluids.
But there are so many reasons why sex sucks. In fact, lying there getting pounded, you can think of ten of them. More
We’re kind of over it, this whole Fashion Week thing. But we did see Olivier Theyskens last night and he looked like some sort of huge eyed, long haired alien fashion space Jesus. And that was cool. Mostly we’re really … More
There is probably one dress in your closet that you find just plain boring and as a result, you pass over it time and time again. The trick is to get out all of your accessories and choose the most … More