Topic: bottle openers

The Misanthropologist: What Singles Can Do With a ‘Couples Vibrator’

The Misanthropologist: What Singles Can Do With a 'Couples Vibrator'

I wanted to entitle this piece, “We Be Vibin’: Things To Do With Your Couples Vibrator If No One Will Fuck You,” but that struck me as wordy. …Anyway, no one will fuck me. Which is why I took it as kind of a devastating blow when the usually nice people at WeVibe (don’t click that, it’s a goddamn vibrator site) sent The Gloss a WeVibe and The Gloss ladies–possessed of a cruel and vociferous wit all–forwarded it along to me. More »

Ready-to-Click: Heaven Is a Construction Site For Unwanted Panties

Ready-to-Click: Heaven Is a Construction Site For Unwanted Panties

“Laid-back (Holiday) luxury” is fashion glossy speak for $400 sweat shorts. -Elle.com

Frilly Italian lingerie has second life as soundproof paneling. -New York Times

Stella Tennant for H&M and other mother-daughter moments in fashion. -Fashionista

This shirt with a built in bottle opener doubles as an asshole costume at Halloween! -Racked

Ethical and eco-friendly fur coats. Made of rodents. -The Cut

Eniko Mihalik keeps her clothes on(!), red carpet minutes, Lanvin <3 H&M hits London and More »

10 Really Random Finds Under $10

10 Really Random Finds Under $10

Picture this: You’re at work — not working — and supremely bored. It’s a Friday after all, and all you can think about is going home and what you’re doing or not doing this weekend. So you start Google-ing around and realize it’s New York Fashion Week. “I must participate in some way,” you say. So you go shopping. Online, that is. But then you remember you don’t get paid until next week. Damn. But TheGloss is here to help! We’ve done the browsing for you and come up with a list of 10 brilliant items to satisfy your shopping senses. Oh, and they’re all under $10 so you can still grab that cupcake you said you’d treat yourself to since you sat through Hellcats the other night. More »