Topic: Boy Bands

The Coming One Direction War

The Coming One Direction War

The important thing to remember is that you will not be able to escape the coming civil war – there are no safe and neutral hidey-holes in which the cowardly can huddle together and take pathetic refuge. You will have to choose, and choose quickly.

What began as a series of playful jabs on Twitter quickly escalated to a brutal street battle that claimed the lives of Zayn Malik and Max George. More »

‘When Did I Get Older Than Boy Bands?’ And Other Woeful Wednesday Tales.

âWhen Did I Get Older Than Boy Bands?â And Other Woeful Wednesday Tales.

You guys. I’m overwhelmed. Boy bands are back. THEY’RE BACK AND THEY’RE EVERYWHERE.

I guess on some level I knew this day would come. I knew they wouldn’t stay away forever, but I thought I had a few more safe years. In fact, I didn’t even realize the first wave was fully over. Didn’t we just stop listening to such gems as ‘NSYNC, 98 Degrees, and The Backstreet Boys? (Or at least admitting we listened to them?) Actually, aren’t The Backstreet Boys like…still together? [Brief foray to Wikipedia...] Yes! Yes they are. They just announced they’re doing another album. Album? Do we even still say ‘album’? Or ‘CD’? What do we say?! More »

Party Favors: The Title for ‘World’s Biggest Boobs’ is Now Vacant

Party Favors: The Title for 'World's Biggest Boobs' is Now Vacant

Brit boy band, JLS, is launching a safe sex campaign by selling condoms with their pictures on it. I’m not exactly sure if this is promoting safe sex or narcissism. – Sky News

Sheyla Hershey, the woman with the world’s biggest boobs, removed her 38M (!!) implants today after developing staph and strep infections. But if she is no longer the bearer of biggest boobs, who is? – Huffington Post

The German Communist Party sent pens that display a naked woman with just one click to young students. Damn Communists. – Crushable

Since the fallout of Craigslist’s adult services section, a new forum for prostitute reviews has emerged and the only way it’s getting away with promoting prostitution is by claiming all reviews as fictional. – TresSugar More »

Former LFO Boybander Rich Cronin Has Died

Former LFO Boybander Rich Cronin Has Died

Rich Cronin, best known for being a singer in the boy band LFO, has died after a battle with leukemia. LFO had several hits, including “Summer Girls” (see below) and “Girl On TV” (which was reportedly inspired by Cronin’s real-life relationship with actress Jennifer Love Hewitt). He also appeared on the short-lived Vh1 reality show Mission: Man Band, which featured former boy band members, including ‘N Sync’s Chris Kirkpatrick, trying to form a new adult group. Cronin was thirty-five. More »