Topic: boyfriend

Ugh, Facebook Couples Pages Are Here

I want to vomit. I’m not even alone in this. Couples Facebook pages make reporters at The Telegraph want to vomit, too. But WHY do I want to vomit? More »

10 Weird Animal Mating Rituals That May Remind You Of Your Boyfriend

Men are like wild animals. They fight, they’re filthy, and they will resort to some pretty dirty tricks to get you to sleep with them. They’re also insanely competitive, and sometimes puke in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Some animals have some pretty bizarre mating rituals that sound eerily family. Maybe even too familiar. Here are the ten most bizarre mating rituals in the animal kingdom — and some reasons why they remind me of my boyfriend. More »

Do You Go Strip Clubs With Your Boyfriend?

Listen, before we delve into this, let me preface it by saying that this is a judgment-free zone. More »

Reasons To Share A Bed With Your Spouse

Science keeps wanting to pummel you with the information that sharing a bed with someone is going to disturb your sleep. Namely because: More »

Do You Have A Favorite Hot Olympic Guy?

Mine is Ryan Lochte. Who is beating the pants off of Michael Phelps in this abs-off. More »

I’m Sorry, Why Is Kristen Stewart Apologizing?

Oh, I think cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders was a shitty thing she did, I’m just not sure why we’re issuing public apologies. More »

What His Penis Says About YOUR Personality

You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can definitely judge a man by his junk. Yes of course his bulge says a lot about his behavior. Come on, we all know that Napoleon wasn’t born well endowed.

But did you know that his package indicates a lot about you? Whether you’ve been man-handling a mini or groping a grower, your own personality is very much matched by his manhood. Click “Start Slideshow” below to see what his penis says about your personality. More »

How To Come Out (Politically) To Your Significant Other

Show them this picture of Reagan riding a velociraptor

Ask them who they think is going to win the election

Mostly, it’s about trying to figure out their political stance first and forcing them to watch Family Ties. More »

Here’s What Kat Von D’s New Manpiece Looks Like

Kat Von D, who tragically split up with Jesse James after he surprised no one and cheated on her, has been seen out and about with a new manpiece. More »

What We're Reading:

6 Ways Sex Can Make You More Attractive
Source: YourTango
This Will Drive Your Man Wild Before Sex
Source: The Stir
Woman Divorces Soldier Who Lost Legs Because She Wants A Normal Life
Source: The Stir
Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
Source: YourTango
3 Ways He Can Tell You're Faking An Orgasm
Source: YourTango

What Your Boyfriend’s Ex-Girlfriend Says About Him

If you are not currently 18, or living in the 16th century, your boyfriend had some manner of girlfriend prior to you. If you are living in the 16th century, he has syphilis, because he has been fornicating with prostitutes. Unless you’re Puritans. He probably has no exes if you’re 16th century puritans, but you’re going to get plague. More »

Which Guy On ‘Girls’ Is Worst? SPOILERS.

ALL THE SPOILERS. More »

Lady, You’re Not Actually Fake

BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A REPLICANT More »

Men Tell Us: If They Actually Care If You Get Along With Their Friends

Ladymags are constantly giving us 100 tips to help you be friends with his friends. I think it’s because ladymags assume you have a terrible personality. Maybe you do! I don’t know! But do men even care? Do they need you to get along with their friends? We asked our man panel. More »

Under What Circumstances Would You Live With Your Ex Boyfriend?

I’m thinking apocalyptic cirsumstances, right? More »

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