Men are like wild animals. They fight, they’re filthy, and they will resort to some pretty dirty tricks to get you to sleep with them. They’re also insanely competitive, and sometimes puke in the wrong place at the wrong time.
Some animals have some pretty bizarre mating rituals that sound eerily family. Maybe even too familiar. Here are the ten most bizarre mating rituals in the animal kingdom — and some reasons why they remind me of my boyfriend. More
Listen, before we delve into this, let me preface it by saying that this is a judgment-free zone. More
Mine is Ryan Lochte. Who is beating the pants off of Michael Phelps in this abs-off. More
Oh, I think cheating on Robert Pattinson with Rupert Sanders was a shitty thing she did, I’m just not sure why we’re issuing public apologies. More
You can’t judge a book by its cover, but you can definitely judge a man by his junk. Yes of course his bulge says a lot about his behavior. Come on, we all know that Napoleon wasn’t born well endowed.
But did you know that his package indicates a lot about you? Whether you’ve been man-handling a mini or groping a grower, your own personality is very much matched by his manhood. Click “Start Slideshow” below to see what his penis says about your personality. More
Mostly, it’s about trying to figure out their political stance first and forcing them to watch Family Ties. More
Kat Von D, who tragically split up with Jesse James after he surprised no one and cheated on her, has been seen out and about with a new manpiece. More
If you are not currently 18, or living in the 16th century, your boyfriend had some manner of girlfriend prior to you. If you are living in the 16th century, he has syphilis, because he has been fornicating with prostitutes. Unless you’re Puritans. He probably has no exes if you’re 16th century puritans, but you’re going to get plague. More
ALL THE SPOILERS. More
BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT A REPLICANT More
Ladymags are constantly giving us 100 tips to help you be friends with his friends. I think it’s because ladymags assume you have a terrible personality. Maybe you do! I don’t know! But do men even care? Do they need you to get along with their friends? We asked our man panel. More
I’m thinking apocalyptic cirsumstances, right? More