Sure there’s love and companionship and all that schmaltzy greeting card crap, but there are also a lot of specific, practical benefits to having a romantic partner around. Here’s my top 10, in GIFs. More
Frankly, it is your face.
(You said you wanted the truth, didn’t you?) More
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He’s the worst cowboy in the whole world. Not only because we never see him wrangle a single cow in the three movies, but also because he’s a douchebag. More
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Whenever a movie revolves around a cute and adorable love story, it also inevitably includes a boyfriend or ex-boyfriend or even a guy the main character sort of dates who is a total douchebag. Sometimes, especially in older movies, the boy who is the object of the love story and the boy who is a jerk turn out to be the same person (leave it to Hollywood). This loser characters have helped the rest of the world figure out exactly what traits they don’t want in a potential boyfriend. More
I did it, y’all! After three years of hanging out with the same dude, I have
trapped a man with my vagina begun living in sin signed a lease with my male life partner in a most grown-up-like fashion (plus guarantor). It’s been great so far, and it will be even more great when my workflow slows down enough so I can actually enjoy him. But living with a man you also date is not without its peculiarities. Here are eleven exciting observations I have made since moving in with my male life partner. More
The internet in the 1990s may have been pretty slow, but it certainly spend up modern life. The screeching noise of a dial-up modem trying to make a connection helped drive economic globalization, fashion trends, and the third wave of feminism.
Dating in the 90s was still what we may consider old fashioned — after all, there were still no text messages or mobile phones. But there was the grunge movement, the Backstreet Boys, tapas bars, and riot grrrls. So let’s make a mix tape! Here’s what dating was like in the 1990s… More
As we all know, it’s up to women to solve the emotional problems of men with our vaginas. More
Boyfriend big time rush
Boyfriend coupon book
Boyfriend does my makeup
Boyfriend eats all my food
Boyfriend flirts with best friend
Boyfriend girlfriend necklaces
Boyfriend has no friends
Boyfriend ignores me More
I have always been told that I talk a lot by every person in my dating history. Though I typically date outgoing people, I tend to be the one who has no qualms with speaking to strangers at bars, chatting on the phone for hours and being super friendly to literal cats on the street. My exes tend to make fun of me for this, saying that I talk too much, but I have always wondered how much of that is me, or whether women talk more than men on the whole. More
Let’s all agree to shut down the slut-shaming, okay? Having casual sex with a bunch of partners is only slutty when you define casual and bunch. Let’s say that means in your sweatpants and 7,000. Because it’s definitely not slutty if you’re happy, and it’s not slutty if you have regrets. Unless those regrets were about said sweatpants. Personally, I love to get down in sweatpants. More
Hey ladies! Need a little help getting your man to stop leaving the toilet seat up or throwing his dirty socks on the floor? Look no further than the “Boyfriend Trainer” iPhone/Android game, which promises to be as edutaining as it is disturbing. More
After the SAG Awards, Hathaway noted that she “met a lot of bad ones” prior to being with Shulman. The matchmaking sounded fun — who wouldn’t want Anne Hathaway trying to set them up with some random entertaining friend of hers? — but when I read this story, I mostly thought about how frustrating it is to experience numerous unpleasant folks in your dating escapades while searching (both actively or passively) for somebody who doesn’t suck. More
That’s terrible! I’m so sorry! (Hugs, ice cream, vodka!) You don’t deserve this! More
There are plenty of ways to spice up your sex life. Porn is abundant and lacy underwear seems to have become the norm. You can even find an assortment of massage oils, blindfolds, and little blue pills in the back of your neighborhood drug store. But some of the easiest ways to turn up the heat in the bedroom is simply to avoid things at all cost. You know, things like animals, children, and other human beings! More