There is only one song, and that song is “The Boy Is Mine.” There is one answer: the boy belongs to Monica. Below, a breakdown of the secret messages and codes scattered throughout the music video that lead viewers to the same inevitable conclusion.
It goes without saying that these two women exist in a world without male agency. Mekhi Phifer’s first appearance shows him walking mute and dumbfounded past a parade of seductive women. He appears incapable of distinguishing one lady from the next, checking them out with equal intensity in turn; possibly he suffers from prosopagnosia, or facial recognition disorder. Whatever the case, he will clearly be unable to speak in his own defense. He can only cuddle whatever warm body is shoved into his arms or make kissy-faces at whatever reflective surfaces may be nearby. This is a matter that will have to be settled by women. More
The 2012 BET Awards were held in Los Angeles last night and it was, strangely, full of ’90s stars (Brandy! Monica! The members of Destiny’s Child who got kicked out…?). Also, Nicki Minaj wore one of her most intense outfits yet. Check out red carpet looks from Selita Ebanks, Willow Smith, Kerry Washington, Taraji P. Henson and more ahead. More
The cast of Dancing With the Stars‘ eleventh season was announced yesterday. Most of the contestants’ names had already been leaked, but that doesn’t mean the show is going to be any less awesome. Here are some of the hopes I have for the new season.
1. They make David Hasselhoff do a dance to “Cheeseburger in Paradise.”
2. The Situation and Bristol Palin hook up. Think of the potential future reality programming! Plus, we already know that Snooki voted for McCain. More
Even though the official cast for the new season of Dancing with the Stars hasn’t been announced yet, plenty of outlets are reporting on rumored cast members, including The Situation, Bristol Palin, Brandy, and David Hasselhoff. As a diehard fan … More
Earlier this week I issued the first “Hot Mama Daily Challenge.” The challenge is simple. Email me a photo of you wearing your fave fashionable hat. I set the deadline for today by noon, but I’m extending that ’til Monday … More