Topic: Brass Knuckles

The Brolly Rain Umbrella: For People Who Like Brass Knuckles & Texting

Do you wish you could walk, text and hold an umbrella simultaneously? Yeah, us neither, and if you are one of those people, this product is for you. But we’re not. More »

‘Love’ Two-Finger Ring Presents Excellent Opportunity For Irony

I think we can all agree that this ring, by House of Dedijer, is lovely, and that it would make a great gift for the Beatles lover in your life. But I feel obligated to point out how hilarious it would be if you used this ring to punch someone, and imprinted their forehead with the word “Love.” More »

Handbag Porn: Alexander McQueen

There are just so many pockets on this Alexander McQueen bag. I just want to put stuff in it…so much stuff. Stuff like my Alexander McQueen brass knuckles and skull ring, and the extra $3,000 I have in cash since I can afford to drop over $1,500 on this bag.

Saks Fifth Avenue, $1,595 More »

Accessories: Satomi Kawakita Double Finger Ring

This ring might not knock a bitch out with the same lasting effect as, say, the Alexander McQueen knuckle-dusters, but it’s certainly elegant in a very different way. And Satomi Kawakita’s jewelry line is defined by pieces like this; classy, with extraordinary attention to detail. You know — sort of like me.

Satomi Kawakita, $1380 More »

The Misanthropologist: What Singles Can Do With a ‘Couples Vibrator’

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I wanted to entitle this piece, “We Be Vibin’: Things To Do With Your Couples Vibrator If No One Will Fuck You,” but that struck me as wordy. …Anyway, no one will fuck me. Which is why I took it as kind of a devastating blow when the usually nice people at WeVibe (don’t click that, it’s a goddamn vibrator site) sent The Gloss a WeVibe and The Gloss ladies–possessed of a cruel and vociferous wit all–forwarded it along to me. More »

‘Til Death Do Us Part Wedding Ring

Lots of people aren’t sure what to do with their old wedding ring after a divorce. Should they keep it as a memento? Should they sell it? Or should they turn it into a different piece of jewelry, like a necklace? Well. All of these answers are wrong. You should get married and divorced three more times, then make some diamond knuckles.

Though if you don’t want to go through all that work, Kate Bauman has to you covered. More »

Handbag Porn: McQueen Strikes Again!

Oh Alexander, you left us too soon — when you had shit like this coming down the pike?! Please, drop some handbag knowledge on us from heaven, won’t you? This little piece of amazing is available at Saks, and neither … More »