Topic: break-up

#HowToGetRidOfAGirl Is Shockingly Dark

#HowToGetRidOfAGirl Is Shockingly Dark

How do you get rid of someone you’re dating? Dude. We’ve already covered this. You move to Venice like Diana Vreeland. However, I guess I did not take into account break-up techniques that prove that you are a sociopath. Fortunately, other people have those ready to go. Just look at the #howtogetridofagirl hashtag on a Twitter! No. Don’t. It’s super dark. Here. I’ll find some for you: More »

Did Kids Ever Break-Up Nicely?

Did Kids Ever Break-Up Nicely?

As I recall my break-up with my seventh grade boyfriend, he called me on the phone and said “so I think I need to date Julie. She’s my partner in science class” and I said “Oh, okay.” It was actually fine. I’d been waiting for a year to see if I could get him to kiss me, mostly by subtle ploys like wearing angora sweaters (Cosmo said it would work!) and it was starting to grate on my pre-pubescent ego. But I guess now kids are REALLY BAD at breaking up, and the New York Times is on it. More »