Topic: breaking up

How to Get Rid of Your Toxic Ex Once and For All

How to Get Rid of Your Toxic Ex Once and For All

He’s the dirty-dog Ronnie to your perpetually-doormatty Sammi, and no matter how awful he is to you, you just can’t walk away. Almost every woman has or had one: the toxic ex. What is it about certain guys that sends otherwise smart, self-assured women careening headfirst into a bad relationship? While there’s no telling how women fall under the spell of these guys, there are some tried and true ways to extricate yourself from a poisonous relationship and, eventually, into one where you’re happy and respected. More »

Modern Etiquette: Why You Can’t Solve Problems on Twitter

Modern Etiquette: Why You Can't Solve Problems on Twitter

Earlier this year, singer/celebutante Kelly Osbourne and her then-fiance, model Luke Worrall, split up. The split was messy, with Kelly accusing Luke of cheating on her. Now, she has taken to her Twitter account to bash Luke and talk about what a bad guy he is. Although it should seem quite clear that Twitter is not a good way to deal with interpersonal issues, Kelly’s recent behavior makes me think that this concept could stand to be reiterated. So here goes. More »

Party Favors: Here’s A Way To Put The “Hoe, Hoe, Hoe” In Christmas

Party Favors:  Here's A Way To Put The "Hoe, Hoe, Hoe" In Christmas

Is there ever a good way to be broken up with? – Marie Claire

Read this if you’re thinking about cheating on your partner. – YourTango

How would you feel if you and your boyfriend lived next door to his mom? – Lemondrop

As if there could be any losers at the Academy Awards of Porn. – The Frisky

Would you want your boyfriend to wear crotchless underwear? – Asylum More »

Party Favors: You Can Absolutely Have Sex While Looking A Mess

Party Favors: You Can Absolutely Have Sex While Looking A Mess

You may have made a lot of mistakes in your life, but at least you didn’t tattoo his name on your wrist. Here are 10 celebrity couples who weren’t so forward-thinking.- The Frisky

And you thought your parents walking in on you was the most embarrassing thing that could happen during sex. – Metro.co.uk

Here are some hot amateur vixens. – Cool Material

If you’re tired of Cosmo’s sex advice, here are 9 common sex rules that should definitely be broken. – Lemondrop

Here are some terrible relationship book covers. - Crushable More »

The Misanthropologist: Breaking Up is Rad To Do

The Misanthropologist: Breaking Up is Rad To Do

I’m one of those people who likes being in relationships, mostly because I’m lazy and self-indulgent. By “relationships,” I don’t mean “enter into some kind of agreement with another person to make them happy as long they make me happy,” I really just mean “finding someone who will eat takeout in bed with me.” That’s where all relationships head before they die. All of them end with you becoming fat and distant and resenting each other (fat from the takeout, resentful of spilling it) so you might as well just have fun doing it while you still desire each other sexually. …But you know what I love even more than relationships? More »

Party Favors: There’s A Reason He Had Been Eyeing You Since You Graduated 8th Grade

Party Favors: There's A Reason He Had Been Eyeing You Since You Graduated 8th Grade

What do you think is an acceptable amount of time to still be “not over” your ex? – Lemondrop

What do you think qualifies as a sex addiction? – College Candy

British men say girl-on-girl kissing is grounds for breakups. – YourTango

On the topic of England, one in ten British men enjoy cooking in the nude. – Express.co.uk

Britney Spears’ longtime divorced parents are back together. - Examiner More »

When Not to Break Up: When Your Kid Is Born

When Not to Break Up: When Your Kid Is Born

Basketball player Steve Nash, whom I have only heard of because I a) work with Canadians and b) he’s mentioned in a Nelly Furtado song, and his wife announced their split today. While it’s nothing unusual for a celebrity to get a divorce, there is one particularly noteworthy about this particular breakup announcement: it came as the P.S. in Nash and wife Alejandra’s press release about the birth of their son. More »