Topic: Breast Implants

This Woman Stayed Awake For Her Breast Implants

On purpose.

You know, there’s an urban legend that Roy Cohn – the lawyer responsible for the deaths of Ethel and Julius Rosenberg in the 1950′s – requested only local anesthesia for his face lift. Supposedly he did it to show that he could withstand anything (except wrinkles!) The legend goes along with a lot of comments about him being bereft of feeling, and, generally, the devil. I think Tony Kushner uses it Angels in America as an example of how Roy Cohn was just one scary, twisted wombat. More »

Party Favors: Things to Be Thankful For (And Things to Not Be Thankful For)

Pumpkin pie not only arouses men, but it’s good for their health issues … down there. – Lemondrop

Apple rejected the Snuggie Sutra iPhone app because they have enough weird sex position applications. – Technolog via MSNBC

In a sex rut? Just as your mom for advice. She knows all about what good sex is like. – The Stir More »

Designers Say The Darndest Things: Alber Elbaz

“When I start work on this collection I was asking myself “is the body the new fashionable dress”? In a time like this when women can buy a new body – they can buy their face their eyes, their lips boobs, … More »

Is Heidi Montag Cradling a Small Child Or a Wandering Boob?

You be the judge.

Party Favors: The Title for ‘World’s Biggest Boobs’ is Now Vacant

Brit boy band, JLS, is launching a safe sex campaign by selling condoms with their pictures on it. I’m not exactly sure if this is promoting safe sex or narcissism. – Sky News

Sheyla Hershey, the woman with the world’s biggest boobs, removed her 38M (!!) implants today after developing staph and strep infections. But if she is no longer the bearer of biggest boobs, who is? – Huffington Post

The German Communist Party sent pens that display a naked woman with just one click to young students. Damn Communists. – Crushable

Since the fallout of Craigslist’s adult services section, a new forum for prostitute reviews has emerged and the only way it’s getting away with promoting prostitution is by claiming all reviews as fictional. – TresSugar More »

Buy a Raffle Ticket, Win a Boob Job

I hate raffles, mostly because I never win anything. But I’d actually consider entering this raffle in Venezuela, if only for the humor value – a politician named Gustavo Rojas is offering free breast implants as a prize for the raffle he has organized. Funds from the raffle go to support Rojas’ campaign for National Assembly. It does sound like a pretty sweet prize, but does the size come picked out ahead of time? More »

Party Favors: More Shoes Equals Less Joy

The more shoes you buy the less happy you are, experts say. Experts shmexperts. – YourTango

We’re convinced the only way to get a reality TV gig is to have children in multiples. – Reuters

Sexy on a budget: lingerie for $10 or less. – Blisstree

Men who hang on to their stuffed animals, cute or creepy? – The Frisky

Heidi Montag feels removing her breast implants will allow her to hug her four dogs again. – NY Daily News More »

Perhaps You’d Like To Hear The Audio Of Mel Gibson’s Crazy Rant

Maybe you’d like to learn about how your fake breasts will get you “raped by a pack of Niggers.” If so, Mel Gibon will be happy to educate you about it here. The most chilling thing is how broken down … More »

The Laser Boob Job Has Arrived

Lasers – they’re not just for Star Wars aficionados anymore. For years, laser surgery has been used to improve eyesight and now, it’s being used to increase the size of your breasts. If you’re considering breast implants, but don’t want … More »

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Why Kissing Matters During Foreplay
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Hot Citbank Lady That Was Fired For Being Hot Wanted To Look Like “Tits on a Stick.”

There’s some question about whether the fact that Debrahlee Lorenzana (who was fired from Citibank for being too attractive) is more responsible for the situation now that a video has come to light where she talks about loving plastic surgery. … More »

How to Get Breast Implants And Not Look Like Heidi Montag

Yes, there are days when every small breasted girl thinks “hey, maybe it would be cool to have cleavage that filled out a bathing suit”. (Though, to be fair, I imagine large breasted girls periodically think “hey, it would be … More »

Well, Kate Hudson, This Is One Way To Keep Us From Looking At Your Breasts

Rumors are swirling that Kate Hudson had breast implants. Amid all that speculation, it’s natural that a girl might want to cover up her chest a little bit to keep everyone from staring at her, or to continue fueling the … More »

Link Love: The Day Terry Richardson Would Really Like Some Men To Pose Nude For Him

There’s a pretty interesting interview with Terry Richardson in the Journal. Also, he is not a sex addict, okay? – The Cut These are the best Baldazzling photos ever – Stylelist Doctors are now offering local anesthesia for breast implants. … More »

Yes, Virginia, There Is A Boobjob Teddy Bear

Sure, you gave your children a copy of the kids’ plastic surgery book, My Beautiful Mommy (which contains helpful tips like “when your daughter tells you you’re already beautiful, you should explain that you are not quite good enough, because … More »

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