Topic: Breasts

Real Talk: Men Tell Us If They Like Fake Breasts

Real Talk: Men Tell Us If They Like Fake Breasts
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After our poll on plastic surgery yesterday, we thought “but wouldn’t it be weird to be all breast-squeezing and such and then come upon… whatever fake breasts feel like? Bags of sand, maybe? That must be so weird!” We have a hard time describing “foreplay.” But there seem like there are women who want to make a point out of how their breasts are real, so we asked male friends whether or not encountering fake breasts would bother them. Also, whether they feel like bags of sand More »

Good Lord, Look At Christina Hendricks’ Cleavage

Good Lord, Look At Christina Hendricks' Cleavage

Did anyone else watch Firefly? If not, you should have, it was a show about space cowboys, you would have really liked it. Anyhow, there’s this one – actually two! – episodes wherein Christina Hendricks comes onboard the ship and every single male character falls in love with her. And while I watched it, at the time, remember this was 2002, long before Christina Hendricks was Christina Hendricks, I thought “you know, they’re overplaying that a little bit. I mean, yes, that red-head certainly is beautiful, but I’m not buying that suddenly OMG EVERYONE LOVES HER. She’s not even really the prettiest woman on the show, (on that note, what is Morena Baccarin doing lately? Good stuff, I hope!) let alone the prettiest woman in the entire galaxy.” And it surprised me, because it seemed like a sloppy move for such an excellent show.

So, anyhow, I was young and foolish, I guess. This was how. I mean, Jesus Christ. More »

Say Yes To The Mess: Welcome To My Breasts

Say Yes To The Mess: Welcome To My Breasts

Meghan Keane is getting married in October. This column is helping her cope.

According to a few moms I know, the act of giving birth changes a woman’s approach to modesty. After your bottom half has been exposed to a room attentive technicians for a few hours while you attempt push a baby through a very small hole, women appear to care less who sees them naked.

If that’s true, shopping for a wedding dress must be practice for that rite of passage. Except you usually get to keep your panties on. More »

Guess What You Can Buy In Japanese Vending Machines?

Guess What You Can Buy In Japanese Vending Machines?

I am so glad I can now buy “tension relief ta-tas” in Japanese vending machines. Because do you know how I like to calm down? By imagining perfectly circular human breasts shrunk down really tiny, to golf ball size, and then squeezing them, hard. That’s how everyone calms down, right? “Just be discrete if you’re using them at work?” Hah! I’m going to run around through the halls of my office tossing them at people until I hit someone in the eyeball with a rubber nipple!
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Party Favors: Matthew Williamson Is Over Kate Middleton

Party Favors: Matthew Williamson Is Over Kate Middleton

Matthew Williamson is not that impressed with Kate Middleton. -Styleite

Chatting with Dana Davis, designer of lovely shoes. -Fashion Indie

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is firmly anti-breast implants. -The Frisky

1) The Prada flatforms have sold out. 2) There are knock-offs. Of the Prada flatforms. -Fashionista

10 ways you can become more psychic. -MyDaily

Eva Mendes to be the face of classic fragrance Angel by Thierry Mugler. -Catwalk Queen More »

Party Favors: My Love Is A Red, Red One-Night Stand

Party Favors: My Love Is A Red, Red One-Night Stand

Who needs oysters when you’ve got Coke? – My Daily

Your spouse can be your best friend, but you still need a girlfriend. Or a bromance. Whatever the choice, you need one, and here’s why. – YourTango

He Said/She Said: How do you handle “making it official”? – College Candy

Bigger boobs at the pull of a string? Somehow this seems unsettling like turning a set of breasts into a See & Say… – The Hairpin

Mysexlifesucks.org: Best. Church-run. Website. EVER. – Nerve

Single? We’ve got a love poem for that. Comfortable settled? We’ve got a love poem for that, too. Heck, we’ve got love poems for every romantic situation you can think of. – HowAboutWe
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