After our poll on plastic surgery yesterday, we thought “but wouldn’t it be weird to be all breast-squeezing and such and then come upon… whatever fake breasts feel like? Bags of sand, maybe? That must be so weird!” We have a hard time describing “foreplay.” But there seem like there are women who want to make a point out of how their breasts are real, so we asked male friends whether or not encountering fake breasts would bother them. Also, whether they feel like bags of sand More
What is Holly Madison promoting at the moment? Is she on Dancing with the Stars? Does she have a forthcoming reality show? Is she trying to launch a singing career? Is she opening a restaurant or calling herself a performance artist? More
Did anyone else watch Firefly? If not, you should have, it was a show about space cowboys, you would have really liked it. Anyhow, there’s this one – actually two! – episodes wherein Christina Hendricks comes onboard the ship and every single male character falls in love with her. And while I watched it, at the time, remember this was 2002, long before Christina Hendricks was Christina Hendricks, I thought “you know, they’re overplaying that a little bit. I mean, yes, that red-head certainly is beautiful, but I’m not buying that suddenly OMG EVERYONE LOVES HER. She’s not even really the prettiest woman on the show, (on that note, what is Morena Baccarin doing lately? Good stuff, I hope!) let alone the prettiest woman in the entire galaxy.” And it surprised me, because it seemed like a sloppy move for such an excellent show.
So, anyhow, I was young and foolish, I guess. This was how. I mean, Jesus Christ. More
I was a little bleary walking to work this morning until I hit American Apparel on Fifth Ave and got an eyeful of erect, skyward-pointing nipple. More
Remember Janet Jackson? More
Meghan Keane is getting married in October. This column is helping her cope.
According to a few moms I know, the act of giving birth changes a woman’s approach to modesty. After your bottom half has been exposed to a room attentive technicians for a few hours while you attempt push a baby through a very small hole, women appear to care less who sees them naked.
If that’s true, shopping for a wedding dress must be practice for that rite of passage. Except you usually get to keep your panties on. More
Kate Moss felt Elizabeth deserved it all to herself. -Styleite
Increase your breast size with this trick. -StyleList
11 backless (or back-exposing) dresses. -The Frisky
Last-minute gifts for father’s day. -The High Low
Fashion challenge: wear the same item everyday for a week. -College Candy
Is your sunscreen safe? -Betty Confidential
Pink lipstick roundup. -Birchbox
I am so glad I can now buy “tension relief ta-tas” in Japanese vending machines. Because do you know how I like to calm down? By imagining perfectly circular human breasts shrunk down really tiny, to golf ball size, and then squeezing them, hard. That’s how everyone calms down, right? “Just be discrete if you’re using them at work?” Hah! I’m going to run around through the halls of my office tossing them at people until I hit someone in the eyeball with a rubber nipple!
I made that breast joke because these shoes have nipples all over them! Hah! I know the word-play is just killing you. Kind of the way Buffalo Bill killed 20 women to make these shoes. Hah! Kidding again. The Human Furriery of Nicola Constantino made them. As far as I know they are not serial killers. As far as I know. Not joking at all. More
As has been recently pointed out, The Gloss has had a bit of a fixation on boobs lately. And indeed, there’s little to dislike about breasts, when you come right down to it.
But recently, boobs have caused a bit of a stir…as they are wont to do. More
Yesterday, we asked whether you think sideboob is hot or trashy. Turns out that most of you generally think it’s too much skin.
But there are a lot of things you can do with your boobs that don’t involve showing them from the side — or worse, from below (if you think sideboob is trashy, try underboob). More
Matthew Williamson is not that impressed with Kate Middleton. -Styleite
Chatting with Dana Davis, designer of lovely shoes. -Fashion Indie
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is firmly anti-breast implants. -The Frisky
1) The Prada flatforms have sold out. 2) There are knock-offs. Of the Prada flatforms. -Fashionista
10 ways you can become more psychic. -MyDaily
Some people like bandage dresses. Some other people are wrong. More
Who needs oysters when you’ve got Coke? – My Daily
Your spouse can be your best friend, but you still need a girlfriend. Or a bromance. Whatever the choice, you need one, and here’s why. – YourTango
He Said/She Said: How do you handle “making it official”? – College Candy
Bigger boobs at the pull of a string? Somehow this seems unsettling like turning a set of breasts into a See & Say… – The Hairpin
Mysexlifesucks.org: Best. Church-run. Website. EVER. – Nerve