Topic: brunch

Drunk Brunch Is Illegal In NYC, City Reverts To Prohibition Era Madness

Drunk Brunch Is Illegal In NYC, City Reverts To Prohibition Era Madness

I have a long-running joke with myself that if I had a nickname that would be used in quotation marks as my middle name in something like my obituary or embroidered in cursive on my mechanic’s uniform, I’d want it to be “bottomless mimosas.” Joanna “Bottomless Mimosas” Rafael bubbles right off the tongue, doesn’t it? Well, it does after a few flutes of juice mixed with champagne. Too bad my self-imposed moniker is illegal. It was never going to catch on anyway. More »

Poll: Have You Ever Asked Someone Out?

Poll: Have You Ever Asked Someone Out?

Some women — maybe not you, but some women — feel as though in every situation, it is the man’s job to ask out the woman. Other women will adamantly insist that they believe in gender equality, but behind the veil of several mimosas will admit that they would, in practice, never dream of asking someone out, whether because they once read “The Rules” or because they lack the balls. More »