Dita Von Teese wears so many high heels we thought her feet would be permanently in a high heel shape, like Barbie’s. More
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“We are just trying to eat dinner/watch a band,” she complains. “Surprise burlesque is more awkward than it is thrilling.” More
Did you know that it’s possible for burlesque dancers to have wardrobe malfunctions? More
Did you know that they’ve never been introduced? More
Ladies, grasp your pearls: Kate Middleton’s twelfth cousin three times removed (just kidding, second cousin once removed), burlesque dancer Katrina Darling, has reportedly been asked to pose for Playboy. More
As you’ll recall, Kate Middleton has a second cousin once removed who is a burlesque dancer. More
We’ve been warned for a while now that KATE MIDDLETON‘S BURLESQUE STAR COUSIN IS COMING TO AMERICA. That happened last night in New York, folks. Her name is Katrina Darling–possibly not her real name–and she is the second cousin, twice removed (according to the Post) to Kate and Pippa Middleton. Her routine is called God Save the Queen and yes, this slideshow involves pasties (but you can opt out before it gets NSFW). Also, I’ve included interesting facts about the economy of England, so you can stay on your toes or whatever as you read. More
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Look, to be perfectly honest, I don’t think anyone but Dita von Teese should be doing burlesque routines. More
Would you like to see Kate Middleton gyrate onstage while wearing only feathers, pasties, and some sort of comical prop? That’s probably never going to happen, but seeing her burlesque artist cousin Katrina Darling at her upcoming New York show might be the next best thing, especially if you take off your glasses and squint a little. More
Don’t you hate it when people pretend like “burlesque” is some sort of magical high art form completely divorced from the idea of taking one’s clothes off for money? As if some boobie tassels automatically make a lady morally superior to the more modern types of strippers who are out there? Famed burlesque dancer Dita Von Teese does, and she is going to tell it like it is (with her trademark grace, of course). More
Katy Perry has undergone a dramatic hair transformation, and we’d be remiss if we didn’t ask you what feelings it brings up for you. More