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Some of us have the art of seduction down… like me. When it comes to seducing my imaginary boyfriend, Fred, all I need is a fifth a whiskey and some aromatherapy candles and we’ve got ourselves a party. However, some of you need a li’l something to extra to turn your lover into a pile of bumbling love mush. So why not shake things up in the boudoir with something that sparkles, something that teases, something like… pasties. Originally created to censor the nipple in topless theatrical performances without totally covering the breast, pasties are sexy, fun and add a level of mystery. More
A Florida woman died following a routine liposuction. No, this is not a repeat from Clueless. – AOL Health
The expression “never go to bed angry” was clearly not coined by someone who liked hate-sex. – The Frisky
Love burlesque? Some Virgin employees helped set a pasties world record in London. – Socialite Life
What do women really want? Love? Attention? Chocolate? No, sayeth a survey and William Makepeace Thackeray, it’s to marry someone rich. – Telegraph
Looking at this photo of Kristen Bell, Christina Aguilera and Cher at the London premiere of Burlesque is making me tired. My eyes hurt, I’m a little stressed out, I think I need to sit down and have some juice. I kind of feel More
Who doesn’t love the Muppets? These burlesque performers love them so much that they perform as nude versions of their favorite characters. If you’re okay with having your childhood memories corrupted, click through. More
Well, maybe you can’t drink with her but you can at least have what she’s having. Dita von Teese has teamed up with Cointreau to create “My Private Cointreau Coffret.” The pink box contains box a bottle of Cointreau, two cocktail glasses and a custom designed shaker. It would make a perfect holiday gift for any starlet in your life. Learn more at Conintreau.com More
Readers, one can only hope that the Dirty Martini now writing for Hugh Hefner’s website, The Smoking Jacket, is none other than this Dirty Martini, burlesque star extraordinaire and person from whom I would take sex advice any day, especially over anyone calling themselves a sex advisor. In a regular monthly column, Martini does what someone should have been doing for a long time now — debunks the myths about sex perpetrated by Cosmo: More
So the other day, I’m sitting in the movie theater with my popcorn bucket in my lap and my feet on the head of the person in front of me, ready to get my Burlesque on. “Take me away, Cher,” I mumbled as the lights went down.
Within one minute of the opening credits, Christina Aguilera, portraying a waitress in a dive bar in a small podunk town, delivered her first line, intended to sum up the entire plot of the movie: “I’m getting out of here, Rita.” More
A lot has been written about the campy genius that is the movie “Burlesque,” and I’ve ignored all of it if it doesn’t include glowing reviews about how Cher can do no wrong, Christina has the vocal prowess of a trained opera singer, and all movies should henceforth include musical interludes featuring women in fishnets and hot shorts.
But as Jennifer so aptly pointed out, it’s likely that this movie will push the four remaining women in Brooklyn and Silver Lake combined who haven’t bought themselves a pair of nipple tassels yet to go out and do so…then display them in the privacy of a small room containing only other, supportive women. More
Real burlesque performers weigh in on how unrealistic the movie Burlesque is. – The Frisky
A man with the same condition that causes erectile dysfunction didn’t have ED issues, he just went blind every time he had sex. – Daily Mail
If you’re a vibrator tester for a magazine, there is a slight chance you may become addicted to using vibrators. Just don’t tell your parents about it. – YourTango
Because of a prior engagement. You say you haven’t told me the date, yet? I’d say that prior engagement was my impending move to Addis Ababa, but then I might actually have to move there, because that’s how webs of … More
Burlesque is like a magical turducken of a movie, stuffed with Showgirls and Cabaret and Coyote Ugly. There are a lot of reasons to see it, but here are five.
Do you recognize this person? Who is this woman without red lipstick, a swath of gloss, a dozen layers of glimmering creamy eyeshadow, endless fake lashes, highlighter on the brows, blush and bronzer and giant hair? Christina Aguilera looks More