For this Valentine’s Day, I decided to combine my two favorite things: makeup and dessert!
Also, this should go without saying probably, but this post is super Sam-photo-heavy. If you’re not fond of my face, you probably shouldn’t click through! More
Cake makes everything better. Even (especially?) telling your parents you’re gay. More
This isn’t “finger-lickin’ good,” guys. It’s floor cake. And floor cake is gross in every way. More
Look, I don’t think ‘moist’ is a gross word. I just don’t. I think you’re being ridiculous about this. Look. All of these. ALL OF THESE ARE MOIST. More
When I first head about pumpple – a comcination of two kinds of cake and two kinds of pie – I assumed it must be the dessert of master chefs. Wedding cakes? Pah! Anyone can make a wedding cake. Only heroes can make pie-cake. No. I was wrong. Turns out it’s totally, insanely easy. More
Like, the actual day of your birth. More
As someone who’s a big fan of any study that condones my bad behavior, I was tickled pink this morning when I stumbled across research that proved those who eat a breakfast that is high in protein and carbs are more likely to stick to their diet. More
Is there even a difference between the two? I would argue that there is, at least somewhat. More
This Labor Day is brought to you by Tommy Chihuahua. He is a reminder that this Labor Day, you should probably get a puppy if you ever want to be happy. More
Look! It’s Alien and Predator.
My first reaction was to say “hahaha, Alien Loves Predator, best wedding theme ever! Hahaha, it’s funny because they don’t typically wear top hats or veils.’
Then I remembered that weddings don’t usually have a theme, or at least not that kind of theme, because they’re not your typical second grader’s birthday party.
But what if the rest of the ceremony was really understated and elegant and you just had the Alien and Preadator toppers? Boom! Humor out of fucking nowhere! More
Buying lip balm? The Crabtree & Evelyn Vanilla Creme Brulee Lip Butter is a good choice if 1) you like buttercream frosting and 2) are human. It tastes like you’re eating 700 red velvet cupcakes – with no calories. Oh, and it also moisturizes your lips and things, but mostly we just love going around all day tasting delicious birthday cake. More
A lot has been written about Kate Middleton over the past few weeks. Her style, her patience…well, that’s actually it.
But now that it’s been announced that Kate and William will get married next April at Westminster Abbey, things just seem to be getting rosier and rosier for the bride-to-be. More
It is beautiful. Don’t be no jive turkey. Don’t say it’s not beautiful. It is so beautiful. The layer cake is made of turkey – mixed with oatmeal – and the “frosting” is layers of mashed potatoes and then, at … More
DREAMS DO COME TRUE. More