Earlier today, I saw a picture of the above pizza. It’s unlike any other pizza I’ve ever beheld. It’s sort of a pizza and layer cake hybrid, no? I’m not one for deep dish, so it doesn’t really wet my appetite, but it did get me thinking about the other kind of pizza cake–the kind that is an actual cake disguised as a piping hot pie. Apparently they are very popular for pizza enthusiast’s birthday parties. I’ll show you. More
Of all the people you should not piss off, “people preparing your food” is the category to avoid feuding with the most. More
We never thought anything could make us wish Kris Jenner would adopt us, but apparently our price is macaroni and cheese and six pies. More
For this Valentine’s Day, I decided to combine my two favorite things: makeup and dessert!
Also, this should go without saying probably, but this post is super Sam-photo-heavy. If you’re not fond of my face, you probably shouldn’t click through! More
Cake makes everything better. Even (especially?) telling your parents you’re gay. More
This isn’t “finger-lickin’ good,” guys. It’s floor cake. And floor cake is gross in every way. More
Look, I don’t think ‘moist’ is a gross word. I just don’t. I think you’re being ridiculous about this. Look. All of these. ALL OF THESE ARE MOIST. More
When I first head about pumpple – a comcination of two kinds of cake and two kinds of pie – I assumed it must be the dessert of master chefs. Wedding cakes? Pah! Anyone can make a wedding cake. Only heroes can make pie-cake. No. I was wrong. Turns out it’s totally, insanely easy. More
Like, the actual day of your birth. More
Kirsten Dunst Is Sexual Assault Victim-Blaming Now
What? Tom Cruise And Laura Prepon Are Dating?!
Heartbreaking Texts Sent From Missing Ferry Passengers
16 Year-Old Girl Posts Her Suicide Video To YouTube
How Did This Teen's Urine Basically Ruin Portland?
Is there even a difference between the two? I would argue that there is, at least somewhat. More
This Labor Day is brought to you by Tommy Chihuahua. He is a reminder that this Labor Day, you should probably get a puppy if you ever want to be happy. More
Look! It’s Alien and Predator.
My first reaction was to say “hahaha, Alien Loves Predator, best wedding theme ever! Hahaha, it’s funny because they don’t typically wear top hats or veils.’
Then I remembered that weddings don’t usually have a theme, or at least not that kind of theme, because they’re not your typical second grader’s birthday party.
But what if the rest of the ceremony was really understated and elegant and you just had the Alien and Preadator toppers? Boom! Humor out of fucking nowhere! More
Buying lip balm? The Crabtree & Evelyn Vanilla Creme Brulee Lip Butter is a good choice if 1) you like buttercream frosting and 2) are human. It tastes like you’re eating 700 red velvet cupcakes – with no calories. Oh, and it also moisturizes your lips and things, but mostly we just love going around all day tasting delicious birthday cake. More