When I think of the duties of royalty, I imagine a lot of hand-waving, coating your teeth with Vaseline so you can smile for hours on end, and knowing the right questions to ask of world leaders and dignitaries. More
ZOMG YOU GUYS! KATE MIDDLETON WANTS A KID! More
During her current trip to Canada, Kate Middleton has showcased her style as a newly minted royal wife. Here are some photos of what she’s worn so far. More
The Duchess of Cambridge is not afraid to wear the same thing twice. More
The Duchess of Cambridge touched down for her tour of Canada yesterday with a salute to Canadian fashion. More
Let’s place some bets on this sucker. More
Oh Canada – you are feverishly preparing for the most eagerly anticipated sightseeing trip of the year. In exactly one day, William and Kate, aka the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge, will arrive in (according to the Government of Canada’s very formal and complete itinerary) the National Capital Region.
We know a lot about the royal couple, but do they know much about you, Canada? I will speak to you as though you are a person, Canada. I expect you have prepared big, fat, boring briefing books for the royal couple, and that isn’t fair, because those statistics are overwhelming. Keep it simple – make each city on the tour “come alive” in three simple phrases.
I will help you. More
Okay, think about how much the most expensive vacation you’ve ever taken has cost. Now double that… More
In a move that could radically change how Canada deals with prostitution, the Ontario Court of Appeals is hearing a case this week that could effectively legalize The Oldest Profession throughout the country, making all Canadian sex workers safer in the process. More
If I didn’t know better, I’d say that the Canadian guy in this video got wasted and stumbled out into the street where he found a hot dog vendor, then decided to take those hot dogs and put everything he could think of in and around them in order to make a sandwich. More
A new beer bearing the incredibly appropriate name Utopias will be making its debut in Ontario next month. The beer, is brewed with a mix of different malts and a hint of maple syrup. It has a 27 percent alcohol … More
Canadians, rejoice! H&M has announced plans to come to the Great White North … in 2014. – Montreal Gazette
A Brazilian college student who was expelled for wearing a miniskirt to class has won a $23,000 settlement from the school. Since being expelled, Geisy Arruda has launched her own clothing line and been on a reality show. – MSNBC
Kanye West referred to Lindsay Lohan’s disastrous collection for Ungaro as “9/11 for celebrities doing fashion.” Rudy Giuliani is probably holding a press conference about it later. – Elle UK
Miu Miu got the honors of closing out Paris Fashion Week. No word on whether Miuccia wore the banana earrings again. – Fashionista
Club Monaco is finally embracing e-commerce. They don’t have their own site, though – they’ll be doing a capsule collection on Shopbop.com. – WWD [subscription required]
It’s Canada Day. On this sacred holiday, we eat maple leaf cookies, wear red and white things, and ogle attractive men from the Great White North. Here are some ogle-worthy subjects if you need a hand.
In honor of Canada Day, we couldn’t resist posting this great video from How I Met Your Mother. In possibly the greatest episode ever, Robin’s friends discover her secret past as a teen pop star in Canada. Here’s her hit … More