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Is that a ringing bell I hear? Looks like an angel just got her wings! More
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Is that a ringing bell I hear? Looks like an angel just got her wings! More
Emily DiDonato has been a successful model for quite some time but she recently started making inroads toward full on name recognition with the one-two punch of 1) Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition work and 2) apparently striking up a romantic relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal.
Since she may be on the verge of supermodel status, let’s take this opportunity to examine DiDonato’s rather impressive career. More
Some kind of major sporting event occurred this weekend and celebrities came out of the woodwork for various sponsored parties. Apparently in observance of an event called the Super Bowl, a bunch of large companies threw lavish parties with expansive gifting suites, luring out the likes of Candice Swanepoel, Kate Upton, Sofia Vergara, Olivia Munn, Hayden Panettiere, Ashley Greene and more in their tightest, brightest and shortest. More
Happy Thanksgiving eve, everyone. Here’s a bunch of models eating food because we’re lazy and unoriginal. More
It’s our favorite time of the year! The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held last night and, although it won’t air for a while, you can see all the most preposterous runway looks in our helpfully captioned gallery ahead. Yes, Angels Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Karlie Kloss, Erin Heatherton and more have all come together in their most ridiculous fascinators, garter belts and sparkly crap to audition for the coveted role of Leonardo DiCaprio‘s next girlfriend. Let’s take a closer look. More
This is straight up racist. Like, Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s levels of racist. Rather, like Mickey Rooney in Breakfast at Tiffany’s but wearing a push-up bra and knee pads. More
Victoria’s Secret angel Candice Swanepoel stars in the new (debut) Brian Atwood ad campaign, which features the supermodel wearing lingerie and reclining on a naked man because many people look at deeply boring images like this one and find them interesting. More
Why hello there, anyone who’s not partying too hard to read right now. Whether you’ve taken some time out from flipping burgers to retreat to the comforting, antisocial arms of the internet, or you’re one of those poor souls who’s stuck at work (hi), I’m glad you’re still here to celebrate America and shit with me. And what could be more patriotic than looking at some model boobs? Candice Swanepoel‘s, to be exact. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Fuck yeah, apple pie, imperialism, stars and stripes, exterminate all the brutes, etc. More
“Calling all beach bums! Find your perfect fit in our online Swim Style Finder!” is the caption of this image, posted by Victoria’s Secret to the brand’s Facebook page. It’s followed by a link to their online bikini boutique. …Which is, in turn, followed by a 2000-deep (at pub time) comment thread about how absolutely fucking ridiculous this Photoshop hatchet job looks. More
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You may know the Victoria’s Secret Angels as a bunch of leggy blondes with impossibly toned bodies hawking mall lingerie… but did you know they’re also the internationally recognized Consulate on Sexiness? More
As we mentioned, the 2012 Met Gala was last night. Go sift through our mammoth slideshow and decide on your picks for best and worst. To kick things off, here’s our top (bottom?) fifteen: the worst dressed of the night. Featuring Beyonce, Kristen Stewart, Lana Del Rey, Jessica Biel and more. More
Candice Swanepoel has the June cover of Vogue Japan lensed by Terry Richardson, as you can probably tell from this shot of Swanepoel’s head between her legs. More
Someone should start a PR agency that only represents famous lingerie models and, on Day 1, teaches the models to stop bitching about all the bullying they endured for being beautiful, tall and thin. For one, come on. For two, everyone got bullied for everything. All the time. More
Kate Upton has the Sports Illustrated cover–the undisputed holy grail for swimsuit/lingerie models. But people can’t stop calling her fat. And sloppy. And worse. More