Topic: Candice Swanepoel

Gallery: Narrowing Down The Most Ridiculous Looks From The 2012 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Gallery: Narrowing Down The Most Ridiculous Looks From The 2012 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

It’s our favorite time of the year! The annual Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show was held last night and, although it won’t air for a while, you can see all the most preposterous runway looks in our helpfully captioned gallery ahead. Yes, Angels Adriana Lima, Doutzen Kroes, Alessandra Ambrosio, Candice Swanepoel, Miranda Kerr, Karlie Kloss, Erin Heatherton and more have all come together in their most ridiculous fascinators, garter belts and sparkly crap to audition for the coveted role of Leonardo DiCaprio‘s next girlfriend. Let’s take a closer look. More »

Gallery: Candice Swanepoel Gets Naked, Channels Beyonce In Muse Magazine (NSFW)

Gallery: Candice Swanepoel Gets Naked, Channels Beyonce In Muse Magazine (NSFW)

Why hello there, anyone who’s not partying too hard to read right now. Whether you’ve taken some time out from flipping burgers to retreat to the comforting, antisocial arms of the internet, or you’re one of those poor souls who’s stuck at work (hi), I’m glad you’re still here to celebrate America and shit with me. And what could be more patriotic than looking at some model boobs? Candice Swanepoel‘s, to be exact. YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. Fuck yeah, apple pie, imperialism, stars and stripes, exterminate all the brutes, etc. More »

Photoshop Of Horrors: Victoria’s Secret Has A Serious Butt Problem

Photoshop Of Horrors: Victoria's Secret Has A Serious Butt Problem

“Calling all beach bums! Find your perfect fit in our online Swim Style Finder!” is the caption of this image, posted by Victoria’s Secret to the brand’s Facebook page. It’s followed by a link to their online bikini boutique. …Which is, in turn, followed by a 2000-deep (at pub time) comment thread about how absolutely fucking ridiculous this Photoshop hatchet job looks. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: All The Models At The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Red Carpet Rundown: All The Models At The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

As we mentioned, the Committee on Social Thought Victoria’s Secret held its annual fashion show extravaganza last night and everything that came down the runway was appalling. As for the women that wore those nightmare creations, they walked the red carpet and did glamorous, fancy stuff all night (before retreating to their homes to eat solids by the fistful). Here’s what Miranda KerrAdriana LimaCandice SwanepoelChanel Iman, Doutzen Kroes and the rest of the angels wore. Hope you like micro-minis! More »

Gallery: Narrowing Down The Most Ridiculous Looks From The 2011 Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

Gallery: Narrowing Down The Most Ridiculous Looks From The 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

At this point, it’s pretty obvious that the looks at the Victoria’s Secret fashion show are supposed to be ugly. It’s like one big, weird joke that the brand plays on people: take the world’s most conventionally attractive women, workshop their bodies beyond recognition for weeks with powdered milk and water fasting, and then obscure those bodies with the most comically, outrageously, unapologetically ugly shit on the planet. Here, we try and pick up the pieces from all the absurd outfits worn by Miranda Kerr, Adriana Lima, Candice Swanepoel, Chanel Iman, and the rest of the angels. We apologize to your eyeballs/brains in advance. More »