All the women of Saturday Night Live gathered together last night for a “Women of SNL” special. In one hilarious skit, they impersonate the Real Housewives at a reunion special. The skit was hosted by the adorable, long-suffering host and mediator of the Real Housewives specials, Andy Cohen. Though, it is difficult to nail down exactly who’s who of the Housewives, I think I’ve figured it out: More
Topic: Caroline Manzo
Let’s face it: dating’s rough. You don’t know who people are until the moment they show their true colors. Whether that moment is them sending you smiley and wink faces via text message or when they yell (like really yell) at the guy who stole your cab, it’s difficult to pin-point who a person really is before you fall too deep into a relationship. AskMen.com wrote a guide of the five types of women men should avoid dating so men can fit each girl they meet into one of these general stereotypes and if the girl doesn’t fit, then she’s totally dateable. More
There are rumors going around that the next Bachelor is going to be a former Bachelor – Brad “I Choose Me” Womack, who was famous for rejecting all of his potential wives on the show. While it’ll be a really interesting gimmick to bring Brad back, we have a couple of suggestions for other directions the show could go in. And some of the directions are really hot. More
Here’s another lawsuit to add to the pile on the Real Housewives of NJ: Caroline Manzo reportedly testified on behalf of former costar, Danielle Staub’s, ex-husband, Kevin Maher, in a trial against Danielle. Kevin is suing Danielle for defamation of … More
There comes a point in every woman’s life when she has to take a long, hard look in the mirror and say to her reflection, “You, sir, have lost your mind.” For some, it may happen after staying in a … More
“This is sickening. I don’t want to watch anymore. I’m going to bed.”
So spake my wise and reality-TV weary fiance, midway through the “Real Housewives of New Jersey” reunion last night, summarizing what I and millions of other viewers likely felt at about 10:30/9:30 central last night.
And go to bed is exactly what I would have done, in order to hopefully bleed my eyes dry of the shitshow to which I bore witness courtesy of Bravo, were it not for my utter devotion to you, gentle Gloss readers, and conveying back to you all the horrific, gruesome, dirty, foul things that went on last night during that shameful hour of programming. I trust the rest of you turned it off in order to salvage your dignity, so here’s what happened. More
This week, we all heard the horrific news that things may get significantly shaken up at RHNJ next season: Danielle may not be invited back. Terrifying a prospect as that is, we now understand why the other housewives got a … More
Reports are flooding the tabloids that Danielle Staub may not be returning to RHNJ next season. But what could this possibly mean for our favorite Bravo series? Because as we’ve covered time and again here, the housewives continue to prove … More
This week on RHNJ, the ladies took a trip to Italy and proved yet again that without Danielle they are the most boring people in the world. Literally, because now we’ve seen them in other parts of the world, and … More
It’s like we don’t even know her anymore! But I am happy to see that she’s found something to do with her time, now that there’s the impending threat of her children leaving the nest.
And so it goes in Franklin Lakes, that when one woman pulls out another woman’s hair extensions, she will be smacked upside the head by the long arm of the law. Ashley, welcome to womanhood. Last week, we found out … More
When done well, a slap across the face is not only highly effective, but hilarious. And the Real Housewives of New Jersey are beginning to ask for it — pretty much each and every one of them. As the ever-observant … More
Sometimes, you don’t know what you’ve got till it’s gone. For the past few weeks, I and many other bloggers have been bemoaning the lack of plotline on the Real Housewives of New Jersey. Everyone is sick to death of … More