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Topic: Carrie Prejean

Gallery: Looks To Offset Being a Liberal Hippie Douche

Gallery: Looks To Offset Being a Liberal Hippie Douche

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This morning, after yoga, I flicked on NPR as I headed to the coffeeshop to get a latte.

I guess that’s really all I need to say — because at that moment I realized that I had turned into a liberal hippie douche. Here are some looks I’m considering to offset my shameful identity More »

Carrie Prejean is Knocked the F*&k Up

Carrie Prejean is Knocked the F*&k Up

Elisabeth Hasselbeck, watch your (Hassel)back! There’s a new conservative beauty queen married to a football player making headlines for her womb’s ability to do it’s job on the scene…and it’s everyone’s favorite homophobe, Carrie Prejean! That’s right — Prejean, who … More »

How Miss USA Wannabes Can Impress Judges Paula Deen and Johnny Weir

How Miss USA Wannabes Can Impress Judges Paula Deen and Johnny Weir

The judges for the upcoming Miss USA pageant are going to be fun. Here’s an aspiring beauty queen’s guide to getting each of them to vote for you: Johnny Weir: Olympic figure skater and reality TV star. HE’LL LIKE YOU … More »

Beauty Tips from Miss California (No, Not That One)

Beauty Tips from Miss California (No, Not That One)

Being a beauty queen is hard work. It’s probably even harder when you take over the title of Miss California from the infamous Carrie Prejean, she of the solo sex tape, the sleeping with Michael Phelps, and the disapproval of … More »

“You’re fired!” Miss California stripped of crown

"You're fired!" Miss California stripped of crown

Just about a month after Donald Trump ruled to let Carrie Prejean keep her crown, the blonde beauty is being fired from her Miss California duties because she “has no desire to fulfill her obligations under our contract.” Runner-up Tammi … More »

Carrie Prejean, Miss California, keeps her crown

Carrie Prejean, Miss California, keeps her crown

Carrie Prejean, the reigning Miss California who got herself in hot water a few weeks ago after awkwardly answering a question regarding gay marriage at the Miss USA pageant. According to the press conference held earlier today, Donald Trump and … More »