Here are twenty of the stupidest, most misogynistic things women will hear when they go car shopping. More
Oh, you didn’t get invited to the debut of Thom Browne & Zac Posen’s ritzy Infiniti Q50s? Luckily, this recently released video makes it like you were there… minus any complimentary drinks. (Boo.) More
Roberto Cavalli is the King Midas of the modern world, because everything he touches turns to gold. This time he touched a Mini Cooper. Now it’s gold. More
Just so you know, women are ruining the world and roads by maybe applying makeup while driving. They make the “while driving” text all red and shit because, y’know, blood. More
These fellows would very much like to give you the hot fuel injection. More
Do you often find that you cannot drive your boyfriend/husband/chattel-master’s car? It is because you are a lady and that car is too brown/red/not-pink for you! Thank God Honda has come to the rescue. With ‘She’s', a little pink lady-mobile. More
After much hard work and mood boarding, Victoria Beckham‘s very special take on the Range Rover is finally here, and it can be yours for a mere $128,758! Let’s look at some pictures of this beautiful invention that Posh Spice
took several years out of her life to go to engineering school to learn how to design licensed her name out to, and learn some facts about it. More
Lana Del Rey is attracted to glamorous fallen starlets, so what better person for her to befriend than Jaime King, an actress you may have heard of? To help celebrate King’s 32nd birthday yesterday, Lana did a photo shoot with her for no particular reason that involved sitting in LDR’s car and looking sultry together. In an effort not to be a total hater, I’m arranging my thoughts on the photos in order from least to most positive, so that we get to end on a nice note. More
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I know, I know, the very mention of the word “car” makes your feeble lady-brain stop listening and go to some happy place of cosmos and kittens. But look, these cars belong to a pretty woman! Who models, and does burlesque, and used to be a stripper! More
Refinery 29 recently did a list of stylist’s must have accessories for fall. Normal stuff, yes? A lot of people like ankle boots! Except for Mary Alice Stephenson who, hilariously, claimed “nothing comes between my Lanvin accessories and my new Lamborghini.”
Look, we have no doubt that is true. We imagine that she is cruising the streets like the Marchesa Casati, buck naked, her gilded baubles bumping up against the steering wheel. Well and good, Mary Alice Stpehenson! Well and good! But you can’t say that in print because you sound like an entitled twit. Fortunately, she can save face with some “except” follow-ups. For example:
Are you foolish enough let your wife drive? Better get some extra sturdy tires on that car, buddy. More
Emoticons we need in these troubled times. -The Hairpin
A day in the life of James Franco. -Crushable
Fat substitutes are still, in fact, horrible. -Double X
If you have the space, grow these. -ShelterPop
Determining the excellence of a husband based on his car. -MyDaily
Silence your amygdala for better sex. -YourTango
In addition to hawking Magnum ice cream with Karl Lagerfeld, Rachel Bilson does this. -Styleite
Apparently online flash sales don’t just benefit your wallet. -The High Low
Testing New York’s ballet-inspired workouts. -Birchbox
The Olsen twins have launched a new online fashion venture, Stylemint. -The Frisky
This messy style is all over red carpets and glossies. -Betty Confidential
Attend a summer wedding on the cheap with these dresses under $20. -College Candy
Meryl Streep’s style evolution. -StyleList
According to a recent study at Rice University (print):
Women found a man who chose to purchase a flashy luxury product (such as a Porsche) more desirable than the same man who purchased a non-luxury item (such as a Honda Civic). However, there was a catch: Although women found the flashy guys more desirable for a date, the man with the Porsche was not preferred as a marriage partner. Women inferred from a man’s flashy spending that he was interested in uncommitted sex.
Right. They’re holding out for a guy who has a Jaguar Roadster. That is completely understandable. But I guess there are women who like Hondas for no apparent reason? I’m going to gamble that Gloss readers love flashy uncommitted sex!