Topic: cats

Gallery: Black Cat Auditions From 1961

Gallery: Black Cat Auditions From 1961
Black Cat Auditions, Hollywood, 1961
Black Cat Auditions, Hollywood, 1961
Black Cat Auditions, Hollywood, 1961
Black Cat Auditions, Hollywood, 1961
Black Cat Auditions, Hollywood, 1961

Reading everyone’s crash diet horror stories had me feeling kind of bummed. Then I looked at these photos of black cat auditions from 1961, and I felt better. Like, not all the way better…that burning hatred of a society that teaches women to hate their bodies is still in there somewhere, smoldering along at a simmer, just waiting for something else to fucking ignite it…but for now, it’s subsided just a bit from all the “aw”-ing. Will these pictures do the same for you? Take a look and see. More »

Gallery: ‘Ca$h Cats’ Is The Internet’s New Favorite Blog

Gallery: 'Ca$h Cats' Is The Internet's New Favorite Blog
Ca$h Cats
Ca$h Cats
Ca$h Cats
Ca$h Cats
Ca$h Cats

Talk about “fat cats.” A new blog called “ca$hcats.biz” has dedicated itself solely to bringing you the most adorable photos of cats rolling around in piles of money that it can find. Ironic meta-commentary on our capitalist society, or sincere effort to combine multiple things people like? Can’t it be both? I should note, however, that the sex worker blog Tits and Sass has a similar feature called “Stacks & Cats” that predates this by quite a bit. Luckily, there’s room for infinite cats on the Internet. Here are some selections from it. More »

Gallery: Slut-o-ween Is Not Just For Humans

Gallery: Slut-o-ween Is Not Just For Humans
Lady Gaga
Catholic School Dog
French Maid
Hula Dog
Sexy Dollie

If you think dogs are exempt from Slut-o-ween by virtue of belonging to a species that doesn’t understand the concept of “sexy clothing,” think again. Just because they have no fucking clue what’s going on doesn’t mean humans aren’t going to cram them into the most ridiculous little dog outfits they can find, and then get mad when they pee and poop all over them. In honor of Slut-o-ween Week, I’ve scoured the Internet for the absolute finest in canine sluttire. And because I’m an evil cat person, there are a few cats at the end, as a bonus. (Cats rule.) More »

Do You Have A Favorite Ironic Item?

Do You Have A Favorite Ironic Item?

I have a snuggie. I think it started out being this “hahaha, ironic!” thing, but now it’s just a warm fuzzy arm-blanket that really lets me sip tea in peace. It’s the best. Unlike the lady in thisillustration, however, I rarely wear my ironic/now serious item out in public. Except to fashion week, where it is important to be fashionable. Another office favorite includes a sweater which reads “Cowy Potter and the Goblet of Milk” – the owner notes “it’s the shirt I got the most compliments on in college.” Because Harry Potter looked like a cow. That’s funny. You can buy one here, which I will be doing, in preparation for fashion week. If you are an interesting person who owns interesting things, please feel free to share. More »

Why Prudes Have All The Fun

Why Prudes Have All The Fun
How great is hanging out watching British comedy shows?
More time for cats!
Sluts never have time to scrapbook!
Drinking Alone
Fuck yeah flannel nightgowns!

There’s an article up over on College Candy about how sluts have all the fun. What? Just because they look great in tank tops? No! They don’t even know what fun is. Prudes are having all the fun. Sluts do not have time for all the fun! And one day, prudes will have all the cats! All the cats! Here is why being a prude is the funnest. More »

Gallery: The Ten Most Pissed Off Looking Cats From The Algonquin’s Cat Fashion Show

Gallery: The Ten Most Pissed Off Looking Cats From The Algonquin's Cat Fashion Show
Funky Grandma Cat
Puss In Hat
Puss In Hat II
Top Cat
Hairless Cat

In honor of the birthday of its feline mascot Matilda, New York’s Algonquin Hotel holds a cat fashion show each year. This would be a great idea, if 1.) cats enjoyed wearing clothes, and 2.) cats knew what the fuck a fashion show is. As it is, it seems more like an indicator of who should maybe have their pets taken away by animal control than the glamorous couture parade its participants seem to fancy. Nonetheless: it is hilarious. Here are the top ten most pissed off looking cats from this year’s extravaganza. More »

Party Favors: Why Do People Like Cats?

Party Favors: Why Do People Like Cats?

Cats are gross: forever. -The Hairpin

Small kitchen help. -ShelterPop

Morality, abortion, embryos and twins. -DoubleX

Boyfriends make you gain weight. -YourTango

A guide to common “vaginal problems.” -College Candy

10 great pairs of shorts for curvy girls. -Betty Confidential

Zara‘s getting in on the e-commerce game soon. -The Budget Babe

Refinery29 rolls out a thorough Fall beauty checklist. -Refinery29

But before fall: here’s some refreshing beauty. -Birchbox

Emma Stone talks beauty secrets in The Help. -YouBeauty

Summer trend (flashback?): stacked friendship bracelets. -Stylelist

Urban Outfitters hosts design competition for college students. -Styleite

Gold’s soaring price has jewelers rethinking design. -The High Low

Rachel Zoe: beauty diplomat. -Poshglam

Party Favors: Women & Sex

Party Favors: Women & Sex

Do women like sex? -DoubleX

Depressing: 70% of women would give up sex to keep their cellphones. -The Frisky

Cats: still gross. -The Hairpin

Author Rebecca Hale talks about her writing space. -ShelterPop

Naturally, there is a dating site for recent divorcees. -YourTango

Sluts have all the fun. …OR DO THEY?! -College Candy

Nars has a moody new collection. -Refinery29

Emma Stone and Olivia Wilde got some major beauty deals. -Styleite

This rock candy crescent necklace is pretty serious. -Styleite

Katie Holmes looked lovely in a midi. -The Budget Babe

So a big time brand is selling tacos now. -The High Low

Bethenny Frankel‘s “healthy diet secrets.” -Betty Confidential

“The psychology of hair.” -YouBeauty

Rachel Zoe gets in on the beauty campaign game. -Poshglam

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