Topic: celebrity breakups

Miley Cyrus Writes Open Letter To Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus Writes Open Letter To Liam Hemsworth

Miley Cyrus has apparently taken some time out of her busy schedule of being extremely provocative and not wearing clothes and saying “literally” when she means “figuratively” to try and undo some of the damage visited upon her relationship with ex-fiance Liam Hemsworth. She’d like to patch things up! She’s realized you can’t build a healthy, functioning relationship on twerking and namedropping (even though one of the Baldwin brothers is a huge fan!). More »

10 Things You Need To Know About The Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Breakup

10 Things You Need To Know About The Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Breakup

Miley Cyrus and Liam Hemsworth have broken up!

Well, they didn’t break up exactly. They “ended their engagement,” but for anyone in the world who has ever done so–or “taken a break” or “needed space”–the outlook is not good. Which is really shocking because, usually, when people get engaged at 19, it results in a baby after exactly nine months, followed by decades of resentment and yawning emotional distance. Then maybe a divorce. More »

Russell Brand Says Sex With Katy Perry Was Like Being A Monk, Which Means Monks Are More Into Whipped Cream Than I Thought

Russell Brand Says Sex With Katy Perry Was Like Being A Monk, Which Means Monks Are More Into Whipped Cream Than I Thought

When Russell Brand dies, his gravestone will read, “yeah I’m the guy who married Katy Perry, but don’t judge me dude. I hated having sex with her. Like really hated it. Sometimes I would just think about it, years later, and vomit all over myself. Truth be told, that vomit on my shirt was more appealing than her.” Or at least that’s what I assume he’ll want remembered about him after hearing that he once again brought up how much he hated having sex with her at a recent comedy show. More »