Topic: Celebrity Clothing Lines

The Ad Campaign For Rihanna’s Clothing Line Contains Much Skin, Little Rihanna

The Ad Campaign For Rihanna's Clothing Line Contains Much Skin, Little Rihanna

The first ever ad campaign for Rihanna’s critically acclaimed clothing line, Rihanna for River Island, has been released, and what an ad campaign it is! It features crop tops, door knockers, and combat boots in abundance, which is neat, seeing as not one other person has yet thought to bring back the ’90s. There’s also enough skin to make Delias’ slutty older sister blush. Why, it’s almost like someone consumed that whole tasteful decade, then considerately expelled it out of their rear end for our sartorial pleasure! Let’s take a look. More »

DJ Pauly D Wants You To Help Launch His Fashion Line (Provided You Are Hot)

DJ Pauly D Wants You To Help Launch His Fashion Line (Provided You Are Hot)

Here is a horrible fact: DJ Pauly D of The Jersey Shore has enough name recognition to parlay his stupid haircut and shiteating grin into a clothing line. Here is another horrible fact: it is called Dirty Couture. On top of the egregious misuse of the word couture, it is shitty that a [anything pejorative] like Pauly D can stamp his approval on a t-shirt and sell it for $50. As a sidenote, please do not visit the label’s website, as you will be greeted with the deeply menacing phrase The Dirty Couture Revolution Has Begun. Anyway More »