Welcome to the 1%, ladies. More
Here’s to drinking from the B-cups of a supermodel! More
Whoever decided the holidays are the most wonderful time of the year has a very generous pharmacist. More
Hurricanes call for cake and champagne always. More
I mean, all of them say that you’ve known some trouble in your time.
(Fun fact: pretty much the only things I drink are champagne and bourbon. I didn’t include mixed cocktails in here because if I had to figure out what a Velvet Hammer said about you I’d be here all night and want to smash this computer in with an actual hammer). More
This is a commentary on the world today. Here is why: More
Riesling is the new Cristal? Wait, really? We’re all going to start pouring Riesling over one another’s bodies at Pink Elephant now? More
I’m all about Kate for the win, but, let’s be honest, I also love Ghengis Khan because he wore a funny, furry hat. Kate’s hats are so much prettier than his! But whether you love her (because her hair is so bouncy!) or hate her (because you’re jealous, just mean and jealous) you’ll probably enjoy Kate Middleton For The Win. Here are some of our favorite slides, click here to see the full set. More
Some people say that even if a relationship ends, you’ve still gained something from it: a valuable lesson. We say, yes, we have gained something from it: a winter wardrobe. More
Lillian Bassman captures how a champagne hangover feels.
The holiday season is a great time for romantic dates, because everything is just such a goddamn winter wonderland. But maybe you don’t want romantic dates. Maybe you want more female friends. Female friends who might give you Christmas presents. More
This video is like the Citizen Kane of Orson Welles drunkenly endorsing beverages. Please try to be more like Orson Welles all the time.
This is the latest installment of cartoonist Ben Schwartz’s comic about his relationship with the very-funny-in-her-own-right Meredith.