Topic: Chanel No 5

In The Event Of A Zombie Apocalypse, Be Sure To Buy This Perfume

In The Event Of A Zombie Apocalypse, Be Sure To Buy This Perfume

If World War Z’s insertion into my highly detailed and potentially prophetic dreams is any indication, there will be a zombie apocalypse in the near future. In it, Zach Galifianakis and I will fall in love, we will be stuck in a supermarket for a great deal of the situation and my ability to drift cars away from close calls will be innate. But most importantly: I will smell delightful and will help the entire town smell delightful. More »

What’s Your Signature Piece?

What's Your Signature Piece?

Anna Wintour has her sunglasses. Jean Paul Gaultier has his striped shirts. Karl Lagerfeld has his robot form. Dumbo has a magical feather that he believes makes him fly.

I have a special spoon I like to use to eat soup, because it is the perfect size.

This list is going to get less and less glamorous as it goes on. More »