HermĂ¨s insists it “can be used for play”–and thank fucking god for that. Who’d want a branded blue basketball museum piece?
…Well, the sort of person who’d want a Chanel surfboard, probably, or a Louis Vuitton soccer ball or an Alexander Wang jump rope. Which all exist, obviously–and there’s more in the gallery ahead. More
Apparently a woman with a fancy designer handbag is perceived as someone with a “more devoted partner,” and therefore other women are less likely to try and steal him (and his wallet), because all women do is compete for men and beat each other mercilessly with $2000 purses in Swarovski-studded Thunderdomes. More
Yesterday, word broke that serial modelizer Adam Levine had reunited with his on-again, off-again girlfriend, Victoria’s SecretÂ angel Behati Prinsloo. Not only that, they reunited via an engagement.
Though Prinsloo is well known in fashion circles, she may be a new face to those of us who don’t keep a mental backlog of every Prada exclusive of the last 20 years. More
When a story on the fact that you’ve dressed somewhat well is an actual story, you know you should really toss those denim/sweatshirt hybrid pants already. More
Yesterday saw the Chanel Haute Couture show at theÂ Grand Palais–drawing the expected crowd of editors/fashion people, attractive youngÂ entertainers,Â nebulously relevant It Girls, and very rich people with nothing better to do.
But! It also attracted some impressively bad outfits! More
Normal people can get away with not paying interns; Lagerfeld can get the interns to pay him. More
We’d like to point out that, accessories included, this outfit cost roughly $5-6000. More
The Bling Ring premiered in LA last night with a splashy Louis Vuitton (of course) and Vanity Fair-hosted red carpet.
The stars wore an impressively interesting assortment of looks–what else would we expect from rising style stars like Emma Watson, not to mention established fashion icons like Chloe Sevigny, Gwen Stefani and Sofia Coppola? Check out all the looks below.
And yes, Paris Hilton was there. What else is she doing these days? More
Today, in “Celebrities Are Absolutely Not Like Us” news, Rihanna went to Paris and visited Chanel. No, not the store, though we are pretty sure she probably did that, as well. Rihanna actually visitedÂ Coco Chanel‘s apartment at 31 Rue Cambon.
Naturally, she took selfies and Instagrammed everything, ever. Also naturally, she had to be at least a little naked in one picture. More
Today’s Cannes Film Festival red carpet roundup features the Weekend of a Champion, All Is Lost and Only God Forgives premieres–expect intricate beading, embellishment, some top fashion models and a whole lot of sparkle.
As in, multiple disco ball dresses. More
If World War Z’s insertion into my highly detailed and potentially prophetic dreams is any indication, there will be a zombie apocalypse in the near future. In it, Zach Galifianakis and I will fall in love, we will be stuck in a supermarket for a great deal of the situation and my ability to drift cars away from close calls will be innate. But most importantly: I will smell delightful and will help the entire town smell delightful. More
Anticipation forÂ Karl Lagerfeld‘s Chanel film,Â Once Upon A Time, has been building ever since the project and its star,Â Keira Knightley, were announced a few months ago. After a lovely trailer was released in April, we have been increasingly excited — Knightley looks magic and the clothing (obviously) looks wonderful. However, I must admit: even in all its prettiness, the film is a bit awkward.
Also, after watching, please let me know if you giggled as hard as I did at Knightley’s facial expression at 1:46. More
In a move that is scandalizing the shit out of the fashion press/gender essentializing news outlets, Keira Knightley got married this weekend and herÂ wedding look of choice may have been a repeat. More