Topic: Channing Tatum

A Very Sexy Christmas Carol

A Very Sexy Christmas Carol

The chimes were ringing the three quarters past eleven at that moment.

“Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask,’ said Channing, looking intently at People‘s robe, but I see something strange, and not belonging to yourself, protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?”

“It might be a claw, for the flesh there is upon it,” was People‘s sorrowful reply. “Look here.” More »

The Gloss’s 10 Sexiest People Alive

The Gloss's 10 Sexiest People Alive

I mean, People magazine is dumb with their little list. They are dumb, and they are consistently wrong, and this premise was already covered very effectively in The B in Apt 23 so I don’t think I need to say much more. At TheGloss we really felt we could do this better, unfortunately, we disagreed about pretty much everything, so we’re just going to toss some stuff at you. Also, I’m not very good at graffiti doodles, so, while I see where I was going with the devil horns on Channing Tatum, I’m not so sure about the angel wings.

We have a lot of different people, because unlike People, we accept all kinds. Also, I’m not going to tell you which writers came up with which people, because, hive mind. More »

10 Reasons Your Boyfriend Should Go See The Vow With You

10 Reasons Your Boyfriend Should Go See The Vow With You

Is the romance fading in your relationship? Are you spending most nights just hanging out, watching TV, eating Chinese food in bed? That sounds awesome. The point of relationships is to find someone who won’t judge you for eating Chinese food in bed. But if you want even more romance you should get your boyfriend to go see The Vow with you. It will be fun for both of you! Don’t believe us? Here’s 10 reasons why. More »