Topic: Channing Tatum

A Very Sexy Christmas Carol

A Very Sexy Christmas Carol

The chimes were ringing the three quarters past eleven at that moment.

“Forgive me if I am not justified in what I ask,’ said Channing, looking intently at People‘s robe, but I see something strange, and not belonging to yourself, protruding from your skirts. Is it a foot or a claw?”

“It might be a claw, for the flesh there is upon it,” was People‘s sorrowful reply. “Look here.” More »

The Gloss’s 10 Sexiest People Alive

The Gloss's 10 Sexiest People Alive

I mean, People magazine is dumb with their little list. They are dumb, and they are consistently wrong, and this premise was already covered very effectively in The B in Apt 23 so I don’t think I need to say much more. At TheGloss we really felt we could do this better, unfortunately, we disagreed about pretty much everything, so we’re just going to toss some stuff at you. Also, I’m not very good at graffiti doodles, so, while I see where I was going with the devil horns on Channing Tatum, I’m not so sure about the angel wings.

We have a lot of different people, because unlike People, we accept all kinds. Also, I’m not going to tell you which writers came up with which people, because, hive mind. More »