Topic: Charlene Wittstock

Academy Awards Red Carpet: Our Best Dressed List

You guys sick of Oscars red carpet coverage yet? Yes? TOO BAD. Anyway, in light of all the ‘tude we’re giving attendees today (and me being a complete dick on Twitter last night), I’ve decided to just do a straight up Best Dressed list and put some positivity back in this cold bleak world. Yes, I fucking loved Gwyneth Paltrow‘s caped Tom Ford. But she wasn’t my favorite! Yes, I was split on Michelle Williams but I included her anyway. Take a look and feel free to be a complete dick in the comments. It’s only fair! More »

Cathy Horyn Compares Charlene Wittstock’s Style To A ‘Flat Pancake’

Burnnnn. More »

Cage Match: Kate Middleton vs Charlene Wittstock vs Nicolas Cage

Royals have to know how to rock a hat. It is rule number one in the “How to be a Royal” guidebook. But gasp, Kate Middleton sported a hat over the weekend that is reminiscent of one Charlene Wittstock wore … More »

Princess Charlene vs. Kate Moss (The Princess Of Fashion)

Kate Moss, princess of fashion, and Charlene Wittstock, actual princess, both got married this weekend. One might think the two events had nothing to do with one another; one would be wrong. As it turns out, Kate and Charlene have more in common than one might think. There are also many ways in which they are different. Let’s contrast and compare! More »

Nasty Rumors About Monaco’s Royal Couple, Evaluated

Love children, attempts to flee, passports, oh my. Don’t worry, it’s all just a big misunderstanding. More »

Charlene Wittstock’s Wedding Dress From Even More Angles

We know what you want: MORE WEDDING PICTURES. And we have it for you right here, you fiends. We believe this covers every conceivable angle of Ms. Wittstock’s Armani Privé gown, worn today at her religious wedding ceremony (yesterday was … More »

Oh Look, Charlene Wittstock Wore A Dress After All

Being Escorted To The Church By Her Father

Everyone who got freaked out when they saw Charlene Wittstock’s wedding…suit can breathe a sigh of relief now, because for the religious ceremony today, she wore a simple and elegant gown by Armani Privé. Some people think it’s boring compared to Kate Middleton’s stunning McQueen number, but I think it’s perfect for a bride who is slightly older than Middleton and a bit more serious. (But no less beautiful!) Click through for pictures from a few different angles. More »

Red Carpet Rundown: Charlene Wittstock’s Best Armani Looks

It’s been widely reported that former Olympic swimmer Charlene Wittstock will wear a dress custom-designed by Giorgio Armani when she weds Prince Albert and becomes Princess consort of Monaco tomorrow… but turns out Wittstock’s been a huge fan of the label for a while now. Here’s some of her more memorable Armani looks. More »

9 Reasons Why Charlene Wittstock Is Cooler Than Kate Middleton

I may be in the minority on this one, but I think that Charlene Wittstock is a bajillion times cooler than Kate Middleton. Kate always seems a little frigid and uncomfortable as a princess in waiting, while Charlene seems to … More »

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Red Carpet Rundown: Princess Of Monaco Charlene Wittstock’s Best Looks

Monaco is about to get a new princess! Her name is Charlene Wittstock, she’s a former Olympic swimmer and she’ll marry Prince Albert this weekend (if you’d like to learn more about her, here are 6 Scandalous Facts!). Until then, we’re just appreciating how great she looks in dresses. More »

6 Scandalous Facts About Soon-To-Be Princess Of Monaco, Charlene Wittstock

She has won several national titles over the years (as a swimmer)

She has recently commented that her swimming days are behind her

Wittstock met Prince Albert II, the sovereign of Monaco, in 2000, when she traveled to Monaco for a swimming competition

Wittstock, who was raised a Protestant, converted to Roman Catholicism

On July 1 at 5 PM (Monaco time), former Olympic swimmer and gushy Vogue fashion plate Charlene Wittstock will wed Prince (“Never Stops Being Hilarious”) Albert II in a ceremony whereby a legal contract of kinship is created between two people. Here are some SCANDALOUS! FACTS! we learned about her from hours of exhaustive research idly glancing at her Wikipedia page. Fair warning: some truly appalling knowledge ahead. More »

Future Princess of Monaco Charlene Wittstock’s Best Swimsuit Looks

Monaco Charity Christmas Swim for TATSA Association, 2009

Prince Albert of Monaco first saw Charlene Wittstock in 2000 when she was partipating in a swim competition in Monaco. Just like Kate Middleton’s see-through dress that first wowed Prince William, Wittstock’s swimwear impressed Prince Albert and he took the … More »

Prince Albert of Monaco Gets Engaged, People Around the World Make Penis Jokes

Prince Albert of Monaco, one of the best-known swingin’ single monarchs, has finally decided to settle down at the young age of 52. His intended is Charlene Wittstock, a former Olympic swimmer from South Africa. Albert previously dated Claudia Schiffer, … More »

Monaco Royals at Monte Carlo Jumping Event

It looks like Charlotte Casiraghi of Monaco is busy these days with show jumping. Just a few days after the Grand Prix Horse Jumping Competition in France, Charlotte is once again in the saddle. This time, it’s at the International … More »

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