Topic: Charlene Wittstock

Academy Awards Red Carpet: Our Best Dressed List

Academy Awards Red Carpet: Our Best Dressed List

You guys sick of Oscars red carpet coverage yet? Yes? TOO BAD. Anyway, in light of all the ‘tude we’re giving attendees today (and me being a complete dick on Twitter last night), I’ve decided to just do a straight up Best Dressed list and put some positivity back in this cold bleak world. Yes, I fucking loved Gwyneth Paltrow‘s caped Tom Ford. But she wasn’t my favorite!  Yes, I was split on Michelle Williams but I included her anyway. Take a look and feel free to be a complete dick in the comments. It’s only fair! More »

Oh Look, Charlene Wittstock Wore A Dress After All

Oh Look, Charlene Wittstock Wore A Dress After All

Everyone who got freaked out when they saw Charlene Wittstock’s wedding…suit can breathe a sigh of relief now, because for the religious ceremony today, she wore a simple and elegant gown by Armani Privé. Some people think it’s boring compared to Kate Middleton’s stunning McQueen number, but I think it’s perfect for a bride who is slightly older than Middleton and a bit more serious. (But no less beautiful!) Click through for pictures from a few different angles. More »

6 Scandalous Facts About Soon-To-Be Princess Of Monaco, Charlene Wittstock

6 Scandalous Facts About Soon-To-Be Princess Of Monaco, Charlene Wittstock

On July 1 at 5 PM (Monaco time), former Olympic swimmer and gushy Vogue fashion plate Charlene Wittstock will wed Prince (“Never Stops Being Hilarious”) Albert II in a ceremony whereby a legal contract of kinship is created between two people. Here are some SCANDALOUS! FACTS! we learned about her from hours of exhaustive research idly glancing at her Wikipedia page. Fair warning: some truly appalling knowledge ahead. More »