Topic: Charlie Sheen
Yesterday, we told you which thoughts you should probably keep to yourself after a one-night stand.
But given that, there are also few things you actually should consider saying. There is, after all, a classy way to get out of a one-night stand, and then there’s a way that will leave you regaling your friends with the horror of your own idiocy over brunch, joining their hysterics, then going home and breaking down into tears as you convince yourself that you’re completely unlovable because you will never be able to control what comes out of your mouth. More
He’s a pretty man. Yesterday we talked about what quote you want on you. Today, we’re asking “what celebrity?” Don’t pick Julia Roberts, because you’re not going to beat Miljenko Parserisas Bukovic, who has spent the last ten years having her image tattooed all over him. No one has yet done this with Charlie Sheen, though… More
I would, because I am tired of pretending that I am not Santa’s totally bitchin’ mistress. – Buzzfeed
I’m really liking the presentation of this quote from Augusten Burrough’s “Magical Thinking” but I’m not sure I’d pick that quote, myself. I’d probably pick “Sorry my life is more bitchin’ than yours. I planned it that way” by Charlie Sheen, but that’s why I don’t get tattoos. Because I make terrible decisions. What quote would you want?
News has recently broken that Emma Watson will be taking some time off from Brown University to focus on her career. On her website, she writes that:
“I love studying pretty much more than anything but recently I’ve had so much to juggle that being a student AND fulfilling my other commitments has become a little impossible.”
SNL’s weighing in on Charlie Sheen and John Galliano with a talk show-style skit called Duh! Winning because everyone in the world will fucking explode if they all don’t band together and run this thing into the ground as aggressively as possible (including us). At least Bill Hader’s Charlie Sheen impression is pretty on point. Anyway, his first guest is John Galliano, who I guess has also been in the news lately. Check it out, unless you’re sick of the staggering media over-saturation that both Sheen and Galliano have become synonymous with in the last seven days. More
Let’s be honest – no one thinks Charlie Sheen is sane at this point, right? Maybe 2% of the planet is saying “oh, yeah, he’s a rock star from Mars, that is a completely normal statement. Too bad he and I could not be friends because I’m a classical pianist from Venus.” The other 98% of us agree that he’s hopped a bus to Crazytown? Good.
But what about the goddesses? (Charlie’s two young girlfriends, international sensations?)
They appear to be standing by their man! But why would women stay with a man who seems so obviously less than stable? What’s the appeal to begin with? We checked in with various ladies (who I have made lady-flowers to protect their identities) to understand the allure of the madman. More
Jessica Simpson may return to reality television. -Socialite Life
How to wear this spring’s massive ’70s trend. Jumpsuits, Maxi dresses and all. -The Inside Source
Speaking of ’70s, Anja Rubik looks fit for 54 in this Spanish Vogue editorial. -Fashion Indie
Rumor mill is spinning over who will replace John Galliano at Dior. -Fashion Etc
Highlights from Robert Pattinson’s Vanity Fair cover story. He’s holding an alligator. -Betty Confidential
Question: Have you guys watched any of the Charlie Sheen videos?
I hadn’t until yesterday, because I figured I already knew what I was in for: the ramblings of an addict, who is high all the time but so deep in denial that he thinks no one will notice. But I finally caved in to curiosity, and so I started watching this video, where he introduces his “goddesses.” More
…And nothing says oddball like running around in a high fashion… apron? -The Inside Source
Crack detective work! Have you seen this photo of Beyonce before? -Styleite
The best internet ephemera to result from Charlie Sheen’s meltdown. -The Frisky
Speaking of Charlie Sheen, why are we so fascinated by his antics? -MyDaily
Model Theodora Richards (progeny of Keith) was arrested last night and is still in custody. -Racked
You probably can’t be a beautiful unicorn creature like Charlie Sheen. Nonetheless, Jen Dziura came up with a brilliant Mad Lib for you all to participate in. More
By now, we all know that Channing Tatum used to be a stripper, yes? We are well aware? We’ve seen him with his junk bunched up in a tidy whitey thong?
OK, good. Because I wouldn’t want anyone to be surprised when I tell you that he’s being asked about it regularly, and standing behind the decision, loud and proud. More