The 2013 Oscars are taking place tonight–which you probably know if you’re the sort of person who reads ladyblogs (even this one). We’ll be liveblogging our kneejerk reactions to all the fancy designer dresses in this very post, so don’t forget to refresh throughout the night.
Without further ado, we bring you every single look from this year’s Oscars red carpet… More
Today is a victory for stoners everywhere. Thanks to two measures I didn’t even know were on the ballot (probably because I was stoned), recreational marijuana is now legal in the great states of Washington and Colorado. Hooray! And contrary to popular belief (let’s pretend people still believe this), not everyone who smokes weed is a smelly, bloodshot, dreadlocked hippie person. Just take it from these glamorous stoner ladies of Hollywood and beyond. More
Mine is all of them! More
It can’t be just me that finds Charlize Theron and Michael Fassbender to be the sexiest couple of all time. I don’t care if they aren’t actually dating.
In fact, it’s even better. I don’t want to see them getting coffee and holding hands in a farmers market. I want to see them like this, like they are on the cover of this month’s W. More
Apparently, there are even more all-stars from the Project Runway franchise who are coming back to compete for publicity. I know this because Katie Holmes had a guest-judging gig for the show a day or two after announcing her divorce. … More
As we mentioned earlier, Charlize Theron is all bald now for her role in Mad Max 4: Everybody Angry All The Time. Theron, of course, isn’t the first A-List lady to grab headlines with a buzzcut, though… here’s our list of famous women who shaved their heads for a part, featuring Natalie Portman, Demi Moore and Cate Blanchett. More
Paparazzi spotted Charlize Theron strolling around Beverly Hills yesterday… with a shaved head. More
The MTV Movie Awards were last night and since our target demo isn’t 14-year-olds, we’re not going to pander and pretend your care anything about that. Here’s the red carpet. Like all MTV events, it wasÂ fraughtÂ with micro-minis and, stupid, stupid peplums. Did you learn nothing from the Met Gala, famous people? See Emma Watson, Emma Stone, Kristen Stewart, Charlize Theron, Elizabeth Banks, Paris Hilton and more. More
You will most likely see it! More
Sorry – I know that this picture is supposed to be serious. More
It’s almost like the two are taking turns wearing nice things and ugly things, so as to spread out the positive/negative attention equally. More
It’s happening, you guys. That “sheer dress over hot pants” trend that’s been on the rise for quite some time is catching on more and more with celebrities, and I still can’t decide if I like it. More
Something something White House Correspondents’ Dinner but what matters is LINDSAY LOHAN WAS THERE. “Why?” should be your first question. Also, it was a night of many blondes: Charlize Theron, Kate Upton, Rachel Zoe, Reese Witherspoon, Kate Hudson… and Kim Kardashian in green velvet. Why was she there? Was is she anywhere? We don’t know anymore. Let’s look at dresses.
This morning, we learned Megan Fox got the French Grazia cover, with some of her back tattoos stripped away (so as not to interfere with cover type, commenters suggest). Last week, Vogue wasÂ criticizedÂ by straight-laced style bloggers for not erasing Charlize Theron‘s tiny ankle tattoo. This got us thinking: which celebrity tattoos would we like to Photoshop away forever? Here they are, includingÂ Fred Durst‘s loving tribute to Kurt Cobain…Â Dennis Rodman‘s lady with a giganatic penis…Amber Portwood‘s floating baby head… and so many more. More