Topic: Cheating

Gallery: Liberty Ross Uses The Paparazzi To Document Her Fun And Sexy Rebound

Gallery: Liberty Ross Uses The Paparazzi To Document Her Fun And Sexy Rebound
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This just in: Rupert Sanders‘ scorned (for K-Stew) wife Liberty Ross has officially moved on from the “fuck you outfit” phase of her break-up narrative to the “public rebound” one. She was photographed steppin’ out with a new man yesterday, and looked pretty pleased to be doing so. Like any good rebound, he seems cuter and more fun that her estranged husband, which she made sure everyone noticed by parading him around in front of the cameras. Why, it’s almost as if these paparazzi photos are less an intrusion on Liberty Ross’s private life and more a giant, intentional middle finger to her soon to be ex-husband (with an eye to publicity). I just hope her “mystery man” doesn’t expect too much from this deal, because I don’t think Liberty Ross is famous enough on her own to sexually transmit said fame to another person. More »

By The Way, Kristen Stewart Is A Grown Adult

By The Way, Kristen Stewart Is A Grown Adult

I have a lot of sympathy for Kristen Stewart at the moment. I think it sucks that her personal flirtations with an older, married man are being tossed around in the press and blown into some huge, horrible ordeal. It’s really time for us all to move on.

But there’s one part of this whole mess that we need to be clear on first. Kristen Stewart is an adult. We shouldn’t forgive her because she’s 22-years-old and can’t be held accountable for her own choices. We should forgive her because she’s human and it’s none of our business anyways. More »

Illustrated Guide: How To Hide Your Infidelity (So You Don’t Have To Apologize Like Kristen Stewart)

Illustrated Guide: How To Hide Your Infidelity (So You Don't Have To Apologize Like Kristen Stewart)
Give everyone in your phone the same name.
Start wearing frumpy clothes.
Become less attractive, in general.
Start living on the streets.
Lie, lie, lie.

Yesterday, the western world was devastated to learn that Kristen Stewart cheated on Robert Pattinson–her boyfriend of three years and Twilight co-star–with Rupert Sanders, the married director of her star vehicle, Snow White and the Huntsman. No matter what we do moving forward, unfortunately we can never go back to the time of perfect innocence before. However, we can become better… by which I mean, we can cheat without getting caught. Or, if we do get caught, we will find a good alternative to “offering a heartfelt apology.” Today’s Illustrated Guide will teach you how to cover up your infidelity with style and verve. More »

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