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Zac Efron Provides a Compelling Visual Argument Against the Mustache

Zac Efron Provides a Compelling Visual Argument Against the Mustache

You know, I’ve always been against the resurgence of the mustache. In its rebirth, it has never been serious, never manly, like it was back in the ’70s. It has only been ridiculous, an embarrassment to our generation.

But as evidenced by the faces of men from Brooklyn to Silver Lake, my wishes to see the mustache not reappear have not been taken seriously, and the ‘stache is now a prominent accessory on many a male upper lip. More »