Topic: children

Toddlers In Bikinis Modeling For Chinese Auto Show

Toddlers In Bikinis Modeling For Chinese Auto Show

Sorry all of your news today is “age inappropriate things are going on in China” but toddlers are now modeling in bikinis for auto shows in the 2012 Chutian Automobile Culture Festival.

Watching a toddler in a bikini strokes a car seductively is probably the most off-putting thing I can imagine, so I’m always fascinated in the mentality that means that anyone would think this was a good idea. More »

I’m Hiring A Nanny – God, I Hope I Meet Julie Andrews

I'm Hiring A Nanny - God, I Hope I Meet Julie Andrews

I’m getting ready to sit down and interview a nanny to come into my house and take care of my daughter. It seems a little inappropriate that the only thing I can think of while hiring my first household staff member is Mary Poppins. Honestly, I’m George freaking Banks right now. Can you think about children’s movies while you’re actually using the terms “household staff member.” How ridiculously preposterous does that sound? More »