For gluttonous New York City dwellers, some of the greatest few days of the year come in the form of the annual Chocolate Show, a giant expo in which chocolate purveyors and fanatics from all over the world converge on the Metropolitan Pavilion for a celebration of eating too many samples and getting a stomachache but it being totally fucking worth it. Editors Jennifer Wright and Ashley Cardiff humbly offer this tour. More
There’s an article on YourTango right now about things preferable to sex. They include “chocolate” and “holding hands.” Don’t they know that sex is like holding hands on the inside? Oh, God, that’s gross. Sorry.
Still! We really like having sex. We like a lot more than eating chocolate. We, in fact, chose our boyfriends largely because having sex with them seemed approximately 750 times more fun than sitting by ourselves watching the Jersey Shore. But we’re willing to imagine that there are some things that are legitimately preferable to sex. Umm… 10 of them. This is what we came up with. More
If you followed this chart, I suppose you’d be healthier….
If you’re addicted to your cell phone, you already know that you aren’t alone. That’s because just about everyone who has a cell phone is addicted to it. More
Because such a thing exists, sheet-wise. More
I asked my boyfriend what about me he finds sexy. He looked at my chest, tripped over his words, and finally settled on something he knew wouldn’t get him into too much trouble. “I think Work Brandy is really sexy.” … More
If you really insist on context for this image, 1) you’re doing yourself a disservice and 2) you can get all the necessary info from the good people at Styleite. But what really matters is what you can deduce by looking at the photo: Karl Lagerfeld is standing in a room made entirely out of chocolate while Mr Peepers sprawls seductively on a bed nearby. Good. More
The next time someone says “I’m so hungry I could eat my shoe,” you will have an incredibly witty response. More
Willy Wonka is alive and well and residing in Bloomington, Indiana. More
Last night at a benefit for Habitat for Humanity sponsored by Ferrero Chocolates, I got to meet Olympic gold medal winning figure skater Evan Lysacek (you might also know him from his successful stint on Dancing with the Stars). Evan’s costumes for the Vancouver Games were designed by Vera Wang. Now, Lysacek and Wang are collaborating on an upcoming menswear line, which Lysacek describes as his “new passion.” More
You know those little British signs that say “keep calm and carry on?” We are running out of chocolate. Now is the time to panic and freak the fuck out. More
It’s National Coffee Day! Free coffee! Hooray! So many exclamation points because of too much caffeine! But possible the most appropriate and tasty and awesome way to celebrate this cool, even though sort of pointless holiday, is with alcohol … and chocolate. More
Because if you do, you will not be able to eat them. And they look delicious. More