Topic: Chris Brown

10 Violent Men Who Are Always Forgiven Because Everyone Loves Their Art

10 Violent Men Who Are Always Forgiven Because Everyone Loves Their Art

Woody Allen isn’t alone. Plenty of celebrities have been involved in instances of repeated domestic abuse, violence, or rape, and we ignore it because of the disconnect between their public personas and private issues. We have a system in place for burying these stories in a surprisingly short time, and as such, we think of these people are great artists who also raped/beat up some people. More »

The Most Offensive Lyrics From Music This Past Year

The Most Offensive Lyrics From Music This Past Year

There’s a new animated series called Chozen premiering tonight (at 10:30pm on FX) starring Bobby Moynihan as an aspiring rapper, freshly out of jail and eager to lay down some beats that are intentionally, comically offensive. It sounds like a pretty funny show, but after the year we’ve had in music, I think it’ll be tough for them to successfully parody those types of lyrics without verging into actually degrading territory.
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Chris Brown Tactfully Accuses Rihanna Of Having Sex With Every Single Person Ever

Chris Brown Tactfully Accuses Rihanna Of Having Sex With Every Single Person Ever

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After earning himself a brief reprieve from my constant criticism by helping to support gay marriage a few weeks agoChris Brown is back in the limelight for doing what he does best — being a douchebag. Being empathetic was fun and all, I guess, but in general being detestable is much more in his wheelhouse, so he tends to focus on that skill set. More »

Rihanna Reportedly Going To Rehab So She Can Get Over Chris Brown

Rihanna Reportedly Going To Rehab So She Can Get Over Chris Brown

As we all could have easily guessed, there are many people who aren’t down with Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s reconciliation late last year. From Lena Dunham to (allegedlyKatie Perry to anybody who doesn’t believe in defecating in the eyes of women, the world was displeased. But even though they split, it’s still impossible to know how the most important person here feels about the situation: Rihanna. More »

Chris Brown Might Go To Jail

Chris Brown Might Go To Jail

Look, I have never been much of a fan of Chris Brown. It’s not because I don’t like his music. It’s – and I feel I have to keep reminding people of this – because of that time he beat up Rihanna so badly she had to go to the hospital. I’ve really never understood why anyone loves Chris Brown, because I do not think that making up good pop songs gives you an excuse to be a terrible human being. I would be open to the possibility that he has changed, except he never seems to change in any way.

And now maybe he is going to jail, and I don’t feel all that bad about it. More »