Chris Brown has been arrested for assault again, and this time he could actually go to jail. More
Topic: Chris Brown
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After earning himself a brief reprieve from my constant criticism by helping to support gay marriage a few weeks ago, Chris Brown is back in the limelight for doing what he does best — being a douchebag. Being empathetic was fun and all, I guess, but in general being detestable is much more in his wheelhouse, so he tends to focus on that skill set. More
Jezebel writer Doug Barry posted an article about Chris Brown losing his virginity at age 8 — which is obviously wrong. Barry doesn’t see it that way. More
Good news, everybody! We can all go home now! More
There’s this awful misconception that women, particularly pretty, talented white women, can’t be abusive. Emma Roberts‘ arrest is a reminder of this. But here’s why it’s not like Chris Brown — and why it is. More
As we all could have easily guessed, there are many people who aren’t down with Rihanna and Chris Brown‘s reconciliation late last year. From Lena Dunham to (allegedly) Katie Perry to anybody who doesn’t believe in defecating in the eyes of women, the world was displeased. But even though they split, it’s still impossible to know how the most important person here feels about the situation: Rihanna. More
Look, I have never been much of a fan of Chris Brown. It’s not because I don’t like his music. It’s – and I feel I have to keep reminding people of this – because of that time he beat up Rihanna so badly she had to go to the hospital. I’ve really never understood why anyone loves Chris Brown, because I do not think that making up good pop songs gives you an excuse to be a terrible human being. I would be open to the possibility that he has changed, except he never seems to change in any way.
And now maybe he is going to jail, and I don’t feel all that bad about it. More
Chris Brown has a monster mural outside his home that is terrifying children. This, I suppose, will come as a surprise to people who thought that Chris Brown would be an excellent and gracious neighbor. You thought wrong. More
We can only hope that “the best Chris Brown” he can be will include genuine rehabilitation and ceasing to speak of women as though they are inconvenient but oddly satisfying tasks. More
Gather round ye faithful, for the time has come once again to ruminate on which celebrities made Star Magazine’s extremely competitive “Most Hated Celebrities In Hollywood” list this year. Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who’s the most reviled of them all? More
If you are one of those people who cares about whether or not Rihanna stays with Chris Brown, today is marks an “up” moment on the roller coaster ride that is your life. Pop’s most infuriating couple have reportedly split up once again, but not, apparently, for very gratifying (to you) reasons. More
In case you need a reminder, any dude who thinks he owns your vagina is not the dude for you. More
Every year, the Oscars occur and every year so does the glitzy Elton John Oscars party (officially, the Elton John AIDS Foundation Academy Awards Viewing Party). Celebrity attendees wore sparkly, fancy, loaned designer dresses and included Heidi Klum, Nina Dobrev, Nicki Minaj and… Chris Brown. More